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Post by Wade Mason on Jul 7, 2010 16:09:02 GMT -5
[Singles Match] Jester Chad Allen Vs. AJ Adams
Limit: 2 Each Maximum First Deadline: Sunday July 11th at 11:59pm EST Final Deadline: Monday July 12th at 11:59pm EST Kirsten Shelley: Last week AJ Adams was attacked from behind and beaten down and pinned after his scheduled opponent, Alyson Starr, was put on a LOA. One can only assume Adams will be looking for revenge. Adams also took place in a vicious beating of Russell Franchise at the end of Animosity. Allen is making his TGW debut and will be looking to score a win over the former TGW Champion.
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Post by Andy on Jul 8, 2010 23:40:41 GMT -5
The Past:
Inmate 2412, CHAD ALLEN
That’s what they called me before giving me the nickname, Jester. That’s what they all called me when I left the clown world and joined the inmates of Bethesda Mental institution. Inmate 2412, the youtube hero, the clown who defended himself and ended up here, 3 square meals, my own room…this life isn’t as bad as I thought. I have had much worse days on the road.
FEEDING TIME!
That’s the Warden….he’s a dick…but he’s the only way out of this place. He has been taking my food away as punishment for hurting the doctors and refusing medicine. He thinks it’s going to break me. Little does he know, one of the female nurses has a thing for clowns and has been sneaking me a meal every night. She knows that I did nothing wrong, that I just have a chemical imbalance due to the constant days of humiliation. All I did was teaching children to stand up to bullies….I don’t Deserve to be here. I don’t deserve to be here….I DON’T DESERVE TO BE HERE!
Tears begin running down jesters face.
I just want to be a clown again, I just want to bring smiles to children’s faces, I just want them to feel joy again… but I will never be able to, they are to scared of clowns now. Their parents tell them clowns are evil, scary individuals. If that’s what parents want then I will give them a Scary clown, I will get them the Sadistic man killer they demand. No no no I can’t! I must be good, I must be Good! God Just kill me all ready. JUST KILL ME! KILL ME!
Jester begins banging his head against the wall, he falls unconscious
Chad….Chad…Are you there?
The Present:
Jester Chad Allen has a match with AJ Adams this week. Of course AJ Adams has a long history here with TGW being a former champion and being in the history books. Jester Chad Allen is coming into a world that is established, but with Ali Taylor starting the new era of TGW. It’s time for the new blood to destroy the history books of the old, and start the new.
Jester Chad Allen comes into the light, nothing really but a dark room. He sits down, and looks at the camera. He puts his legs up on the table and begins to speak his mind.
Jester Chad Allen Well hello everyone welcome to Jester Television the usual spot the usual time. Well I guess it’s a new spot, TGW. A new start for me, a new start for this company; I guess it’s time for a new era of true Glory wrestling. With all this new Talent coming in, including myself, the veterans seemed to be learning quickly that their careers are getting shorter. There is definitely something that scares them. I mean dealing with a new debut almost weekly, and slowly falling into their lost sense of reality. I mean haven’t they noticed that they are no longer the top talent around here. I could go on forever about how much better I am then all these veterans. I have better things to do, such as entertain all those people who still love us clowns. Those who just love to laugh at a pie in the face. I mean those are the great people. Though that is lost isn’t it? Now it’s “be afraid of the clown! Run away from the clowns!” Sooooo Scary aren’t we? Or you make fun of us thinking you are better than us… When you really deep down, you are a small boy scared inside, telling yourself the clown isn’t scary, He’s nothing compared to you. I know for a fact that you are scared of me.
So this week my big debut here, who I am wrestling but none other one of those Veterans that think they are in titled to have everything without the knowledge of the new guys. There is a reason Alli Taylor is brining all this new talent in. It’s because none of you have performed at a level that TGW deserves. She puts the sirens on leave of absence…why because she knows they aren’t quality workers for what they are being paid. She knows the new talent coming in here is better than those dumb bimbos. Now I have noticed yes there is a lot of new talent, and yes some of them think they have some skill. Its fine, trust me it could be much worse. They could all quit while they are ahead before getting in the ring with me. I know they are saying to themselves who is the fucking clown think he is? We will beat it out of him, its fine….
Now can I say, there is something that does put me above the masses. I am the insane clown, who thrives on the punishment people bring. Go ahead and tell me how I am some stupid clown. How I am going to be the loser. Hell maybe everyone thinks I am the masked man. The fact is If was I would have no problem letting everyone know that the Jester is the one who destroyed AJ Adams. I am not going to hide behind no mask. I have ripped off the clown make-up and now look at me. I am just like you all, well except for AJ Adams; He wears more massacre then I do clown make-up. Wait no I am thinking of some other freak….wait who is AJ Adams again? Oo right former champion of something something? Thinks he knows how to play mind games. Well let me say this about your mind games AJ Adams, I’m not going to fall victim to it, Why? Because my mind if abnormal, my life is chaos, and no one has been able to save me, no one knows how to freak my mind, if you decided to act dead play possum I won’t stop beating you. Then you will just feel like a fool won’t you Mr. Adams? Now as I Said before, I’m not the masked man, I think you know that. I don’t know who that masked hero is, but keep your mind off of him. Keep your mind on me, yesssss me….Jester Chad Allen. You have to keep both eyes on me.
You can’t be thinking about that stupid masked man that destroyed you. That destroyed you, that caused you all that pain. You can’t think about trying to playing a new mind game with franchise. You attack him when he is all ready in a match with Maddox, a guy who didn’t need your help obviously. You just don’t have any real guts do you AJ Adams. You keep saying that you want that Voiltionary belt. Why because you can’t reach for the big time? Because only 2 people have held that title, one of which is the guy you are soooo scared of. That you trick him into drug test blah blah blah. That title you want it so you can be the first to hold both of them, and then soon hold both titles at same time. Listen as long as I am around it’s not going to happen. I mean come on AJ Adams, if you keep lying down like 2 cent whore not like you are going to go anywhere. Seems to me you are stuck in a losing streak here, I mean I would love to really make this a losing streak for you. You have no idea what this clown can do. Listen if you want to play a mind game with me, just don’t show up. I will be so ready to wrestle, and destroy you just don’t show up. It will fuck with everyone else’s head the week later, they won’t be able to prepare for me. Ooooo this all planned out by Mr. AJ ADAMS! Oo man it would be the mind fuck everyone thought you would bring to us right? I mean you might as well right? Everyone that has entered TGW in the last month thinks you are a pathetic waste of space. So just don’t show up to the arena, and everyone will freak out asking WHERE IS AJ! Where is he?! He is supposed to go up against JCA! Ooo nooo Where is poor AJ Adams!!?!? I thought he was going to mess with our heads again.
Sounds like lately Alli Taylor has been playing with your mind AJ, I mean she cancels your non-title match with the current Voilitionary Champion, and sends you an unknown un-named opponent. Who comes in and completely destroys your entire game plan. All those mind games you were going to play with that poor woman. Now look at you, wondering how it all happen how did it ALL happen HOW DID IT ALL HAPPEN!?! FUCK! Right I know, I feel the same way right now. I keep asking myself why they would put me in the ring with a fucking Loser like you AJ. AJ! I can’t believe that they would make my debut match with someone who can barley stay in ranks of the roster. Someone who continues to think their career is worth saving. It’s not Aj it really is not.
Ali Taylor has been playing you like a god damn fiddle, and makes me laugh. I think it’s funny that we are joining NewA. There is no real talent except for me here. I would be more than willing to throw my hat into the race for those NewA belts. I will show everyone why I am more than qualified to be in that position to represent TGW. You need someone like me to do this, because well don’t want to take the Veterans off the show, because well we all love watching them talk about what city is better Houston or Charlotte. You don’t want King Hunter to represent this company; because all he is going to do is fulfill his homosexual fantasies and drink that entire fake cum from those dildos. Then not to mention seems like everyone wants to be King around here, King Hunter, King Slayer, King playa, King whatever. Fuck Being King! I might be a Jester, but I bow down to no king. Listen all you new freaks and geeks. Only name you will need to remember for the next era of wrestling is JESTER CHAD ALLEN!
But enough about that, we are here to talk about AJ Adams, the man who must go through me. Here is what you can expect from me, a wrestling match with me is insane, why? Because it’s like riding a log flume, and once you think you are on the top. Once you think you have it all is when you Fall and splash down. You wonder how did I get all wet? How did get down here? You never go back up though. You just sit there with wet jeans all day and end up chafing between your thighs from all that walking. It’s okay my friend, sit back relax let the clown entertain you, get you some laughs. I mean I get paid to be humiliated right? Please AJ humiliate me, make me feel like I am the smallest man in the world. It’s how we fit in our little cars. People like you cutting us clowns down, more and more. We feed on it; it’s our fuel to be humiliated. Please! Drive me farther into the insanity.
A Jester with rage in his eyes will make you laugh to you hurt. That the hysteria of getting your assed kicked by a clown sets in and you start to burst out with laughter. This will be the case come next week my friend. I mean I don’t want you to hesitate, please come on out and say Jester I’m not worried about a stupid clown, I got bigger game like Franchise. I got bigger Game like getting my Title. Well fact is I am the biggest game in town now. These men who you to play your mind games with aren’t worth your time anymore; Drink some orange juice from concentrate and that way you can concentrate from the task at hand. Fighting me! Forget that Franchise got out of that dumpster for the 2nd time…wait he only got out of charlotte once. He won’t need to do shit to you when I am in the ring. He will be seeing that you are getting the beating that is beyond his control. That somehow god has punished you, by putting Jester Chad Allen and you in the same ring when JCA has something to prove. He will be thanking his gods that someone finally painted the ring mat red with AJ Adams’s Blood. Trust me this going to be one of those matches you remember. It will be worse than your first acid trip, it will be worse than your first broken bone, when you realized you are body is now the consistency of playdough. Maybe you will have some fun scars to remember me by for sure. Just remember, put on some Neosporin on that shit! Maybe they won’t be as visible, and less visible means less make up for you! Which means you can invest in a better Proactive Treatment…we all know got to keep that face cleansed free from acne my friend. BOOOM! Double sponsorship for the Jester Yes! For the win! who has two thumbs and just got to pass go twice! THIS GUY!
All right, soooo lets stop talking about Aj Adams Its his quest for a title that is held by a woman who can’t wrestle anymore. And lying down trying to fuck any black dude that comes. So anyways let’s talk about the jester prank of the week.
JESTER PRANK OF THE WEEK
[/color] OOOOO what?! Jester Chad Allen still has some clown tricks up his sleeve; let’s take a look on what I did this week. This is a classic!
The following is explained by Jester Chad Allen, as he does it. This one is amazing, first you take a dump in a brown paper bag. Then you take that bag, you place it front of Aj Adams door. Then you light it on Fire and knock really loud! And run away so when he comes out he gets poop all over his boots! Hilarious all right Jester’s of the Night Try it out!
Good luck.
In till next time Jester nation: this is Jester Chad Allen saying good night! Wait wait wait wait wait wait!
Wow how many waits was that?! AJ Adams before I go I have one final thing. Some asshole lit a flaming bag in front of your door. Don’t know why. I know it sounds really weird but anyways thought you should know.
This is JESTER CHAD ALLEN SIGNING OFF!
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