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Post by Wade Mason on Jul 22, 2010 5:59:18 GMT -5
[Singles Match] Jester Chad Allen & Russell Franchise Vs. America's Most Hated [Chris Maddox/Evan Banks]
Limit: 2 Each Per Team First Deadline: Sunday July 25th at 11:59pm EST Final Deadline: Monday July 26th at 11:59pm EST Kirsten Shelley: After picking up a victory last week in the main event, Jester Chad Allen was beaten down along side the man he had just beat, Russell Franchise. The beat down was by the hands of the new team in TGW, America's Most Hated. Chris Maddox has brought in a friend, Evan Banks, and these two look to dominate the ranks.
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Post by Andy on Jul 24, 2010 23:25:28 GMT -5
The Past
Today they tried to break my clown habit. They handed me balloons and said don’t use them. Don’t make swords and giraffes. Don’t put smiles on the inmates’ faces they say. They say don’t try to make others happy it is a dream that never happened they say. Don’t make it happen, No smiles, No Happy, No Enjoyment, just suffering, pain, and agony. Why do they do this to us? Why do they want us to suffer? Why must I Suffer? Why Must I suffer? Why must I Suffer? There is only one highlight in my life right now, and that’s my nightly sessions with:
Chad, you need to take your medication otherwise they will never release you. Can you please take them for me. Of course I take them; of course these chemicals are changing my actions. They don’t have any idea how. They just tell me it will make me better. It’s like well what can you do? Take them or leave them at the table for them to force down your throat. I might as well take them. I don’t want to think she’s a bad doctor because of me. She isn’t, she is the only one here that cares. I only talk so highly of her because she saved me from everything…I will come back to the world a better person. I will be better…I will be better…I will be better.
The Present
Jester Chad Allen Hello everyone, welcome back, I see you wanted to hear more of my random ramblings about these pathetic victims of TGW. Everyone seems to be a Victim around here. Even me I am a victim now…I was assaulted by two nobodies who think they know how to make sure to attack me. I have to continue to compete; against guys who think it’s okay to take me out from behind. They have to wait in till I win my match and come running out and hit me. Couldn’t beat me with your hands huh guys? Had to use those chairs. Well that’s all right, I have some news for you. I enjoyed it…why? Because it just shows me that you are scared of a man that can beat Russell Franchise. You are scared of having to wrestle someone who has beaten the man that has haunted your dreams the last few weeks. Well now that this face is embedded in your heads, I will soon be the one who haunts your dreams.
You stand over me? You act like big men? Listen here my friends; I have some news for you. I am okay with you having your little attack and feeling like winners for at least one week. I mean it’s got to be old knowing the last wrestler you beat Chris was King Hunter some nobody just like you. Listen Chris, you are a nobody pretending to be somebody. Sooner or later people start seeing that you lack the talent, you lack the skills, and you lack well basically anything that can keep you in this company much longer. Oo wait that’s what you lack the most, Time. You only have till Tuesday, before time is up. No time transplants can help you on this one. Maybe you should get a time machine and go back to last Tuesday and tell your friend not to bother hitting me with a chair. Just let me slide out and head on out of your way. No you guys went ahead and hit me with that chair, put me down. Now listen it happens, wrong place wrong time. Now Management throws me in the ring with America’s most Hated, well hated okay sure. All right, so cute tag team name guy, did you get that after watching yourselves rob the convenient store on America’s Most Wanted?
Now you think you got yourselves a nice little tag team, nice little brotherly love, it’s all good. Hey, you know you guys came out obviously showed me and the world you are a team. You guys have that great teamwork; I mean I am sure you think tag matches mean who can paint the best graffiti but whatever. Great awesome, Management throws me and the guy I took to a new limit on Tuesday and says well they want revenge put them against AMH. So now I have to go tag up with a man who must be D Lo Brown imposter, Who’s better suited to tag stickers in a coloring book, yippie! Well listen, I will give Russell some credit he was able to survive with me. Now you brought the chairs last week. I will bring the best damn wrestling you have seen on Tuesday. I once again will prove why the only reason this place is called True Glory Wrestling is me. If I let you mother fuckers run this place it would be Talentless Gaudy Wrestling. So what do I have to do week after week? Beat losers like Chris Maddox and Evan Banks week after week. I mean I all ready beat the Constant A Game Disappointment no offense Russell, what else do I have to do to prove to you it’s not smart to show up to the ring when you are up against me. Okay okay let’s talk about you guys one step at a time yeah? Let’s start with the buddy, buddy Evan Banks. Soo Mr. Banks how’s the cash flow? I mean are you going to be like my friend Billy Banks, and start using cheap tag lines like, JCA! You won’t win, because well THE CASH FLOW SAID SO! I mean it’s cool if you want too. It’s cool, I will get a giggle out of it. Banks dude, why are you associating with Maddox, you will always be third best in this industry. Maddox won’t be able to handle your success, if you ever get it. He will hold you back. Well then there is me where you well come on banks do I need to explain it. I am TGW’s top star period no if and buts about it. Banks, dude you could Vilitionary champion in no time. Just say fuck you Maddox, and when I get the TGW championship, I will put in the good word to management for you. Think about your actions, think about what you are doing with your career don’t follow Maddox into your grave. Step away from the king who is soon to be beheaded. Speaking of the self claimed King of TGW. Chris Maddox, man why didn’t you heed my warning sign. Everyone has been saying Chris just leave it alone. Don’t do this don’t do that, cant you read the signs? Wait…isn’t that some Tesla song? Ugh anyways, dude I told you I would beat Russell. I told you I would make him suffer, you and your twin wanted to come out and give me and Russell a little bruises here and there. Introduce yourselves, o yeah I hear you guys, loud and clear come beat up two people who just beat each other up. Then SAY YEAH! WE ARE THE MOST BAD ASS GROUP EVER, you all hate us! You all be Haters because We are AmeRICa’S Most Hated! Ooo YEAH! No one can stop us. Were you sad that your match with Natilie Borrows got pushed down to that mid card and then you lost. When Russell and I wrestled the main event and someone who you couldn’t get a win over lost to a clown like me. I like how you claimed to be the main event of the night, when you can barley keep yourself in it, You had to run at the end of the show and basically yell “I’m Chris Maddox! And I am last thing on TV! AAH! I am O So CoooL!” Fuck’n lame dude. I was wrong about Russell being the best at being Lame. I think we have a winner of that TV Show, the King of lame Chris Maddox!
Now I know that the rules in those burger king crowns say once you claim to be king you are a king. Those things are made for children. Those games are for children 10 and under, you might have the IQ of a 7 year old but come on! You know that you aren’t a king. Now Maddox, I know what you are going to say so don’t bother saying it because I will just rip it apart like I do your limbs next week. You are going to say something stupid like this “Jester Chad Allen, I am your king and I want you to make me laugh Jester, you are a part of the king court and I own you! Blah blah blah oo and behead this jester!” dude don’t even try the king act, the only thing you have proven is that you are a coward. You are a thumb sucking King John who hopes his brother doesn’t come home and whoop his ass. This jester will be much line Robin hood, Russell will be Little john, and banks can be the Sherriff. We will rob you of all your gold, and give it to the poor, People that come from third world countries like that foreign dude who…beat you last week…wait …You have only pinned king hunter…this entire time in TGW…you are supposed to be main event, world title contender when you only have 1 win. Even I who started here last week have 2! Come on! You just keep complaining about how you weren't the main event to Alli and Wade and you get to be on TV. Why because you are some fucking loser, who is only here to make me and Russell look good week after week. Now I am not saying Russell is a wrestling god or anything. By all means he is pathetic too, but at least the man has heart. At least he came to the ring with his head held high and hopes in the sky. He gave me all he had, it wasn’t enough but got to respect him for that. He isn’t flying around in the magic school bus this week. You all didn’t let me finish my job. Had to come running out and do it yourself. Just couldn’t be patient. The Humiliation of being beaten by a clown wasn’t good enough for you all. So this week you both get beat by a clown and a future Postal worker.
While I’m talking about Russell, congratulations you went from being on my bad side to being on a good page with me. We both have something in common a pest, a rat, an insignificant member of society. Chris Maddox, you want a piece of him. I want to show him why he and his lackey aren’t worth the two cents their opinions are worth. SO hey common goals, good for us…If they are America’s most hated; that makes us AMERICA! There is only one country in the world that is greater than all the rest AMERICA! Were your dreams can come true! Look at Ak! He’s having a blast beating up punks like Chris. America! The best country hates two young punks who are making a name for themselves stepping in the ring with AMERICA! Soo Chris, Banks don’t be supersized when people Chant USA! USA! USA! For Russell and I. Russell, now that we are on the same page about being AmeriCAN! And not AmeriCAN’Ts. We had a match, it happened I beat you. It’s okay we have bigger goals. You and I have to beat AMH, a man that threw you a dumpster and rolled you down the hill like those school yard kids did to you in 4th grade, and Evan Banks otherwise known as Bully’s lackey. We kill Chris, Banks will follow. Its take out the leader and the rest fallow like dominos. Russell, I want to respect you, but got damn it you look just like D lo. I mean how old are you again? And how come your out doing the remix and now the low down? to old for it? It’s whatever, Anyways this week no being a constant disappointment, you are teaming with me, we only go for the win.
TGW, lets chat once again, I am here another week. I proved to you all I can beat the constant. I can beat the mind fuck AJ Adams. Now they put me up against their next big star Chris Maddox and his goon Banks. What is with this pathetic competition? Can’t TGW produce real stars? Produce real talent besides me. Its fine I will go to NWA and take on the best of other respected companies. Which I am sure once again will prove to be a disappointment and make me realize I am too good for this world. Maybe my fate is to walk among losers, always being unsatisfied with these pathetic wrestling attempts made by others. So Chris Maddox, Evan Banks, last week I talked about careers Mr. Franchise could take on. This week I had to really think what you could do. Then I realized perfect thing for you is a slam poetry nights at starbucks. Here I got you started. Now I am sure you guys could rap this out, I mean…well yeah you know…but hey what you all call rap I cal poetry.
O there was a man I was his biggest fan His name is Jester Chad Allen He scratched me with a talon He got 38 miles per gallon He is much funnier then Jimmy Fallon
*beat*
I got a boo boo He beat me like a kangaroo Then drank his favorite brew, He took my Crown It gave me a frown That fucking clown Now my underwear is brown
*beat*
he then said adieu I thought I should sue But he cracked me open with bamboo Doctors tried to fix it with glue I realized my beating was overdue It’s because I listen to blink 182 I should just go back being on the stage crew.
*beat*
I am not a brusier I am a substance abuser I am a mother fucking Loser!
*beat*
JCA beat the shit out of me! He stung me like a bee! He even whooped me on the Wii! It was out of my league!
*beat*
JCA is not a dog, He is god! Okay Todd? Crowd snaps.
Yeah isn’t that fucking awesome. I am sure you guys could rock something like that no problem. Now if Chris tries to take that over Don’t worry Evan there is always a career in the chocolate factory you umpa Lumpa.
This Tuesday America’s most hated your little flaming tag match debut gets snuffed out by a Russell Franchise Boot, and a Jester’s Leather Laughter. Tuesday marks your beginning and your end. It will be a date that people remember forever when they walk past your gravestones. Now let’s stop talking about death, let us talk about the
JESTER PRANK OF THE WEEK.
Like every week in front of the locker room of AJ, What a good person to prank. Now that he knows management is out to get him it’s just too easy.
Hello everyone and welcome to the prank of the week! We are once again at the AJ dressing room. Awesome I know! Sooo cool. So this week we are rigging the door handle to not open the door. So when he turns the knob he just runs into the door. Now you pull the nob off, and remove some gadgets and you put it back in like such. There now the door handle is opertable; but doesn’t move the latch. Awesome I know. A techinition comes by and tries to get into the door, and ends up smaking into it. Jester burst out laughing!
Tech dude what the hell?
Jester Chad Allen That was awesome
Tech I need audio equipment out of there what the hell.
Jester Chad Allen wait isn’t this Aj’s room?
Tech yeah
Jester Chad Allen and you need audio equipment from him why?
Tech: Because this is the Audio Junkies equipment room…Wait a minute are you the guy who left that flaming bag of shit a couple weeks back. Hey I have a bone to pick with you.
Jester Chad Allen Shit got to go! Till next week everyone! This is Jester Saying good Night!
Jester books down the hallway laughing all the way and scene fades.
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Post by ayrexero on Jul 26, 2010 18:44:52 GMT -5
“You straight man?” Jerome asks me as I take a long draw from my Black & Mild letting the smoke escape slowly from my lips and fill the area around me.
“Yeah, I’m alright, just a bunch of bullshit going down lately.” I say taking a drink from the tequila in my hand and set the glass down on the table.
“Like what” He starts “You talking about getting beat by that broad?”he can barely say before he bursts into laughter.
“Yes, that’s part of the problem and fuck you too. The other part is that I get jumped there like I’m living in the middle of Compton wearing a brand new pair of Jordans. And another part is that week in and week out there’s some clown running their mouth about me like they know who the fuck I am, and this week, it’s literally a clown”
“What? You talking about Krusty the Clown or some shit like that?”
“Nah, I’m talking about those whack dudes with the white face paint and garbage music.”
“Uhh, you lost me man.” He says as I finish the rest of my tequila and search my trying to figure out what the word is to describe one of the two morons I have to faced this week.
“I think they’re juggalos, or some shit like that, but regardless of what he is, I’m going to beat his ass and that washed up wannabe linebacker, Russell Francis, like two red headed stepchildren.”
“Still got beat like a bitch, by a bitch”
“Seriously, Fuck you. I aught the beat your ass right now, just to shut you up.” I reply him in a mostly serious tone
“Hey, chill out there, champ, it’s all fun and games. Besides, what’s up with this new cat you got rollin’ with you?”
“Evan Banks? Yeah, I heard some good things about him, and I heard he was looking for a new place to crack some skulls, so I knew he’d be the perfect choice.” I say as I signal to the waitress to refill my glass.
“Yeah? What about me? We’ve been ‘boys’ since what? Like the first grade? That’s cold man; I thought we were better than that.”
“You want to know why I didn’t…” I stop as I notice he is not paying attention to me, but instead to the waitress wearing barely anything.
“Say baby, what’s yo’ name? You know that me and my boy Chris over here are world famous?”
“Oh really?” She says in a sarcastic tone as she refills my glass with tequila and turns to walk away
“What? Come on sexy! You gonna miss out!” He yells as I take another long drag from my cigarillo
“You know why I didn’t try to get to into TGW to help me out?”
“Why?”
“You lack focus. Over there in Cali, you’d be more concerned with hot bitches instead of ‘pushin some wigs back’”
“How you gonna expect me to be down there and not be concerned about some hos? Come on man, you know me better than that.”
“Exactly, I didn’t come out of retirement because I needed the money or some shit like that; I came back cause I wanted to kick some ass legally this side of Jerry Springer.”
“You do that, Chris, and I’ll worry about all these ‘hot bitches’ as you say.”
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Post by Russell Francis on Jul 26, 2010 21:49:52 GMT -5
At the pub, Franchise, Pablo, and David Von Doom are sitting in McHale's on the night before Animosity! All three men are having a good time, with Franchise and David Von Doom talking about their one and only tag team match together when they faced the Dublin Bros in the ESW.
DVD: So, I'm tired because Franchise here was being a lightweight in the match! He got his ass beat up so bad by Bobby, I had to carry him the rest of the match!
Franchise: That's not true, man! I had the match in my grasp. All I had to do was apply the tag and it was over! They just caught me on a bad break that's all!
DVD: Yeah, right, Mr. Constant! Constant pain in my ass more like it!
Franchise: (Taking a sip of his drink) Keep going, sir!
DVD: So I take on Bobby and I'm working him good! I'm pretty much giving him a tour of the damn ring! When all of the sudden, his brother, Donny, spits this red mist into my eye, I'm totally blinded and the ref can't see what happened! I'm about to get finished by Bobby! Then, Franchise comes in....
Franchise: Let me take it from here! David backs to the corner just before he's about to get the boot to the head, then I apply the tag on David, I get out and I Franchise Tag both of those guys! I get the easy win, yet David won't get off my back about it!
Pablo: Man, that's messed up! So, what are we going to expect when you team up with the Jester!
Silence takes over the table where they are sitting. Franchise looks at the cup in front of him, runs his finger on the top of the rim, carefully thinking of the right words to say!
Franchise: Let's be honest! Last week, The Jester got my number! Now, he can go and write that in his diary saying that he's one of the few men on this planet that has managed to take me out! But don't get it twisted, I'm a poker man! The one thing that I can truly relate to when it comes to wrestling and poker is that you never let your opponent see your hand! I know now how the Jester works around the ring! Next time I face him, I'm going to make sure he doesn't get the final laugh! I'm not messing up next time. I'm going to make sure I clown the hell out of him. Because the next time I face it, it'll be for my TGW Title or for MY NWA World Title!
Pablo: I gotta be honest man, you got more things to worry about, how you going to take care of the new guy and Maddox!
DVD: Look, the way I see it, Russell, Jester can take care of himself! You just fight your own fight and go for the win!
Franchise: Look as much as I want to just become Superman and carry the whole damn match, I'm not going to dog Jester like that!
DVD: Why not? He beat your ass! He's still talking shit about you? You let him do him and you do you!
Franchise: Look, Jester is cool in my book! The man has skills! I mean, he's a twisted mother fucker that looks like Betty White and Marlyn Manson aborted lovechild and has a sense of humor only a serial killer could laugh at, but look, The Jester might have gotten the win, but that didn't eliminate him from the beat down! That's what I told him!
Pablo: What, what? Wait, you didn't say anything about talking to him earlier!?
Franchise: Look, I called him!
DVD: What the fuck are you doing calling him for? He's probably stays in a Asylum for crazy fuckers?
Franchise: No, even worst, Baltimore!
David and Pablo both let out a collective, "Ouch!"
Pablo: What did you tell freak boy!
Franchise: I pretty much told him "Look, I don't like you, you don't like! I get it, nobody told us to be best friends, but come Tuesday night, we gotta be on the same mind set!" Chris Maddox is at a point where he has to be a despite mood! The week after I get him back for taking me to the dumpster, instead of getting me back with his mouth or moves, he's gotta bring a new guy along! Now, I gotta be honest, as a football player, a great linebacker if I have to say so myself, I've never needed to carry a gun or a knife nor did I have to hire a bodyguard or even my best friend to watch my back! If I need to settle shit, I'll do it my own damn self!
Pablo, feeling slighted by Franchise, offers a lowly reply!
Pablo: Thanks, friend!
Franchise: You know, I don't know about King Asshole Maddox, but I doubt he has the right powerhouse to take me down! I've never seen what kind of abilities Evan Banks has, but I'm pretty sure that when it comes down to not being able to do a damn thing, he's got a Master's Degree in it! It's all cool! The Jester and I know what we have to do! They are truly America's Most Hated! And if there is one thing thing both me and Jester have in common, it's that we TRULY hate them! Come Tuesday night, The 'A' Game teams up the the World's Most Twisted Man in Wrestling to form a road block to King Liquid Maddox and No Money in the Banks! I promise you, if The Jester can't settle the damn thing on his own, I got the Tag to do it!
DVD: What happens if The Jester wants to finish you off?
Franchise: The Jester is one crazy motherfucker! He pulls all the pranks in the back that nobody thinks is possible! He doesn't give a damn about the pain he inflicts on people! But even a person as fucked up in the head knows that you don't fuck with ME! I know what makes him ticks! If he wants to play mind games and leave me in the ring with America's Gayest Dance Crew, I'll surely make this a 2 on 1 match and destroy them by myself! Then, I'll go to The Jester and make sure he remembers that I'm not a fucking punchline! I'm the Fucking 'A' Game!
Pablo raises his cup!
Pablo: Let's hope that the clown helps you take out the two biggest jokes in wrestling today!
David follows suit!
DVD: Here here!
Franchise begins to raise his cup, but watches as David and Pablo begins to wiggle in their chair! Audible noises comes out of nowhere, similar to digestive juices running a muck!
Pablo: Oh my god! I'm about to burst! What was in the beers?
DVD: Shit, I don't know, but I'm about to light up my pants if I can't find the bathroom!
Suddenly, Pablo and DVD burst from the table, making a mad dash to the bathroom! Franchise, bemused by the situation at hand, mainly why he's not going to the bathroom after he's had the same beers they had looks down to the table where a note has been placed on table!
From blow to blow To hit to hits, I gave your friends the mighty shits!
But you, my friend, won't shit all night, because on tomorrow we join the fight!
You don't screw me and my oath is true, We'll both show the King and Banks who will truly rue!
And then, after which our duo is done, I'll be the man who'll have all the fun!!!
-The Jester
Franchise, staring at the card in front of him, nods his head in respect! He knows that at the end of the day, Jester Chad Allen and himself go back to being two men wanted the TGW and NWA titles! But Franchise knows he'll have his number next time!
Franchise raises his hand and gets the waitresses attention!
Franchise: Water please! Um...preferably out of a bottle!
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