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Post by Wade Mason on Aug 4, 2010 6:19:52 GMT -5
[Singles Match Title Contendership Match] Chris Maddox Vs. 'Jester' Chad Allen
Limit: 2 Each Maximum First Deadline: Monday August 9th at 11:59pm EST Final Deadline: Tuesday August 10th at 11:59pm EST Kirsten Shelley: This match is listed as a 'Title Contendership' match, yet it's unknown which title it's contending for. Alli Taylor insists that even the loser of the match has a chance to make a splash at No Limits. These two men will be looking to not only win for that matter, but they've had some history over the past few weeks.
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Post by Andy on Aug 8, 2010 14:36:00 GMT -5
The Past:
Well 4 weeks solitary… Day 23…pretty close for getting back into the group sessions. I should of never hit the guard for asking me to make him a balloon animal. He thought he was being clever asking me for a trouser snake in front of our female nurses. I Said O it’s sad you don’t all ready have one. He didn’t like that…he started getting to close for my comfort, well now he’s getting his jaw wired shut to help replace it in the correct area. Stupid asshole, he should know that my best friend is one of the women he was trying to impress. Making fun of the insane doesn’t make you a big man, making fun of clowns doesn’t impress people. Wired up mouths, liquefied dinners, disgust people…ha ha ha ha stupid asshole. Can’t wait to see that! O man I hope he comes up to me for some pay back and I brake it the other way. Ha ha ha ha. Then I can say you should of let me fix it back in to place! Ha ha ha ha ha. Did you ever know that banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Look how skinny its making me. I figure one of these days I am going to break down the wall…Fucking padding around it though doesn’t help my cause. I heard some people talking the other day I had family to come visit me. I don’t have family that I know of? So who would be visiting? I mean really? My father claimed that he will never talk to me again because I am a clown. The rest of the family fell in line with him. So fuck’em all. Fuck family….I am a lone warrior. Breaking out of this padded prison with my head! Well back to work!
JCA begins bashing his head against the wall.
*scene fades*
The Present:
Jester Chad Allen So once again Mr. Maddox, you and I start have to deal with problems you created weeks ago when you and that nobody Evan Banks showed up and cracked me with a chair. So now that I taken your friend out of the picture and I don’t have to worry about Russell Franchise coming out of nowhere to take me down; I can focus on punishing you for what you have done to me mere weeks ago. I understand that you weren’t around last week; had to many things like recovering from the beating that Franchise and I put on you. Did you go back and lick your wounds?
I mean really now, You did put a slight hurting on me in the ring. Of course I enjoyed it; I now know how you work. How to get into your brain and really know to use your own aggression against you. That really the King is going to revolted against and taken down for good. Now I know what you’re thinking ooo Title shot this title shot that. I know your goal is TGW Gold, fact is I am going to beat your face in till its 6 feet deep. There will be nothing left for you at No limits to even compete with. I will break you in half, that’s for sure.
How did you get around to being the king huh? You have no gold? You have no crown. You have yet to prove yourself as the true king of wrestling. We all have to deal with your proclaims and whacked out imagination telling you that you are the king. Why do we do this? I mean really Chris what’s the point.
Now, Chris I am willing to say defeating you one on one will be a pleasure. I am ready to help you realize that you have no place being in a title contenderishp match period. Ali Taylor knew this was just a light match for me before my Performance at Lou Thesz. I know, I know you’re disappointed that I am in that tournament representing TGW and you were put into the tournament to compete. We all knew that you would fail to quickly. I am going up against former NWA champions Chris, you can barley go up against former TGW Vilitionary champions; don’t think you could handle former NWA champions. No we all knew you couldn’t. So I mean having a warm up match before my Lou Thesz will do me good.
Chris I know I shouldn’t take you so lightly but since our last match 2 weeks ago you haven’t really been spouting off your shit. I think, you are scared now, listen we don’t have to worry about it. Franchise isn’t going to come out of the back he is banned from being here this week. You and I will finally have our match Chris, the match of the century. The people will look upon this tape and say that was the best TGW match ever when Jester Chad Allen demolished Chris Maddox with a lethal laughter.
So what do you think Chris? You come out, I’ll let you do a couple things. Hit me and I hit you then I will just take over and make you look good before I pin you.
Tuesday night Chris Maddox you prepare yourself to be in the history books as a big L. You won’t have to endure the worse punishment of your life of course. I don’t want you leave, I might need a sparring partner for my future NWA Title defenses. I am sure Ms. Taylor will let you know that soon. It will be good for you, give you a chance to learn from a true professional like me. Just bring your notebook and a pencil on Tuesday, I want you to take notes on how I kick your ass. I can’t wait to give you the lesson about attacking Jester Chad Allen with a chair, just ends badly for you.
Now on to Natalie Burrows… I am not going to blame Russell Franchise for my lost. You beat me, that’s that. Congratulations, You have now proven to me this place isn’t full of losers. Am I happy about my lost? Of course not, I am very disappointed in myself. Now I am not sure if you planned to have Mr. Franchise come out to your aid. I don’t think that’s in your character, so I will assume it was his own doing. Either way, I was going to catch you with that Lethal Laughter or I was going to get the hitting bomb, so mam I am very impressed. Just know, I will be in your future. I am not done with you, and I don’t think you are done with me either. Next time, our match will not be taken lightly, I am sorry that I did think what I did. Next time, It will be just me and you, why? Because you will be the last person left standing amongst the mist of destruction. As the fog passes along you will see all the TGW talent laying dead on the mat and you and I will be left standing. The last person that hasn’t been touched by the chaos this Jester has brought upon TGW. I’ll see you soon….
Now finally the man who believes it’s okay to interfere with my matches. Russell Franchise. I know, you didn’t lay a hand on me. I am not blaming you for my lost. I shouldn’t let worthless people from North Carolina distract me. Haven’t you all ready had your beating this month? Why do you keep coming back to demand a rematch. Didn’t you have a fun enough time teaming up with me 2 weeks ago? Just couldn’t handle that I carried our team all the way to the end. That you know over all I am a better wrestler. You put all your stake into the fans, your whole lively hood lives on the people’s perception of you. Is that why every time you the people’s hero that has fallen must stand back up and fight for what’s right? That what Jester Chad Allen is doing to this company is wrong? I am trying to end careers of people who don’t deserve to be here. Wouldn’t this be a better place to work if someone like AJ Adams was unable to walk? Or if Ronland Dundrik mysteriously disappeared? It’s okay Franchise, I know you would rather it be blue sky, rainbows and yellow brick roads. Don’t you worry you dumb scarecrow, This Jester of TGW will open up that head so the wizard of Oz can give you a brain. My final warning for you, since I know you have had your problems with Chris Maddox as well. You come to Animosity on Tuesday, you fuck with my match at all, you, your family, your friends, your acquaintances, and everyone you ever laid kind eyes on too will be in a coma. So you all can sleep in the same hospital with no one to make the call to pull the plug on you or not. Once a few years go by and you wake up a vegetable, I will squeeze all that blood out and make myself some Franchise V8 Limited edition.
Chris Maddox, Natalie Burrows, Russell Franchise….You all been warned.
Fuck the Prank of the week, there is no more laughter only pain, suffering, and agony coming to anyone this week.
Jester turns around and begins walking away. ……. ……. …… ….. …. … .. . OO all right you all convinced me! We can’t leave without a prank of the week!
Shit!
HA ha haha!
JCA PRANK OF THE WEEK!
This week we have to go to a frat house, where of course they are having a frat party! Well this is just fun, first you dress like you belong with your frat gear. Make sure you know which one you are going into. This week we go into Sig Ep. You walk in there with a Sig ep shirt, and a popped collar, a lucky brand hat always helps too. So you walk in like so, you mingle like so, you get to the keg. Now you take it and empty it quickly usually pooring cups and having one person hold on to as many as possible have them trip with a big party foul! Oo no dude you spilled all those drinks! Shit! And then while there is the distraction you just keep pooring it on the floor. Once empty, you say shit Keg is out! Hey everyone I will make a beer run hook me up with some cash. You gather all their money…and leave…then you call the police and watch those kids scatter! OO man it’s a great time…plus you can pay this months rent.
WELL That’s the Jester Prank of the week, till next time. Keep working on fucking over society one prank at a time.
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