Post by arizonaassassin on Sept 15, 2010 13:25:11 GMT -5
Well, since I'm not on the card this week... I know I no-showed, and I apologize for that, still getting used to weekly deadlines again, but three other people also no-showed and their still on the card. o.O Figured I'd just post this here then.
OOC Note: Everything said here is in character.
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Voice: Are we really gonna do this?
Voice 2: Yes. we're really gonna do this.
[We open up to a dark, dingy run-down looking area. The kind you'd find in some run-down no-longer-in-use warehouse. In the middle of the area is a large tank filled with water, and hanging above the tank, tied upside-down to a board, is our Hardkore Hero, the Arizona Assassin, Adrian Tanner Jr.]
Voice 1: This... just doesn't seem fair. I mean-
Voice 2: Fair? FAIR?! He LOST to RUPPY!
[The camera moves as the owners of the two voices finally come into view. The first voice belonging to a young man wearing cyan cargo pants and a black Nextwave t-shirt, while the 2nd one belongs to a young hispanic man with a black shirt that has a black mask with a red outline and blue eyelids on the front with "DIE RUPPY DIE" written on the back. Most people who know Adrian would recognize them as Adrian's best friends and tag partners, Cecil Kennedy and Brandon Young.]
Cecil: I just... this is TORTURE, man.
Brandon: AND?!
Cecil: ANNNND, I just... we're really going to TOR-
Brandon; HE. LOST. TO-
Cecil: I KNOW! But even that doesn't deserve THIS!
[The camera follows them as they move in front of the tank.]
Adrian: Oh good, the two men I wanted to see. You DO know I'm going to kill you in your sleep when I get down from here, right?
Cecil: Hey, don't blame me I wanted nothing to do with this.
Adrian: Relax Ceece. I was mainly talking to Professor Asshat over there anyways.
Brandon: Cecil drugged your soda!
Cecil: WHAT? I DID NO SUCH THING.
Brandon: You did now.
[Brandon holds up a badly photoshopped picture that has Cecil's face cropped on Brandon's body dropping something into a can of Dr Pepper.]
Cecil: YOU SONOFA-
Brandon: None of this is helping get Adrian out of here.
[Cecil fumes and Adrian sighs.]
Adrian: ...He's right, Ceece.
Brandon: Awesome. Now, if we can get on with this?
Adrian: ...Fine.
[Brandon walks over to the contraption that's holding the board Adrian's tied to above the water. He picks up a remote control and points at the tank.]
Brandon: Now, do you understand why you're here?
Adrian: Because you've turned into some bad hybrid of Matthew X and PlaBLARGHHTHHGHGHHGH!
[Brandon presses a button and the board drops into the water, drowning Adrian's joke, along with well, Adrian. He presses it again and the board goes back to it's original place.]
Brandon: Now, again. Do you know why you're here?
Adrian: Because *cough* you're a *hack**cough* fucking psycopa-BLARRRGHRHGHRHGH!
[Another dunk, then back into place. Brandon let's Adrian cough and spit out most of the water before continuing.]
Brandon: Do you. Know why. You're HERE?!
Adrian: ...Because *cough* I lost to Ruppy.
Brandon: Because you lost to Ruppy.
[Brandon presses the button again.]
Adrian: BLARRRGHRHHGHGHGH!
Cecil: CMON MAN! He didn't do anything wrong that time!
Brandon: YES HE DID! HE'S A VERY BAD MAN AND MUST BE PUNISHED!
Cecil: ...
[Brandon brings the board out of the water again. Adrian hacks and spits out water.]
Adrian: Is this *cough* really... *hack**cough* necessarBLAARRRGHGHGHG!!
[Brandon presses the button again, then bring the board back out a moment after it goes under.]
Cecil: BRANDON COME ON!
[Brandon turns to Cecil.]
Brandon: Look. HE'S the one who told us we had to keep him on track. He gave us full power to do WHATEVER IT TAKES to keep him on the right path!
[He turns back to the tank.]
Adrian: Going. To gut you. Where you *cough* stand. You ASS!
Brandon: Look man, you're the BEST Light Heavyweight in the Business! This is not a moniker and you and I BOTH know this. We ALL know this. This is a MISSION, a mission that YOU put yourself upto. And you put ME upto making sure you stay with it and live upto it!
Adrian: Not through fucking TORTUBLAAAARHGGGGGHHHH!
[Another dunk.]
Brandon: YES, through torture, if I have to. I WILL MURDER YOU, if I have to-
Cecil: Wait wait, how is THAT going to help him? He can't really wrestle if he's dea-
Brandon: So's your face!
Cecil: ...That doesn't even make sense!
Brandon: "So's your face" always makes sense!
Cecil: NO IT DOESN'T!
Brandon: ...It's was a FIGURE of SPEECH, alright?!
Cecil: That makes even LESS sense. How can murder be a figure of spee-
[Cecil stops talking, suddenly noticing that the board is empty...]
Brandon: It's just WORDS, jesu-
Cecil: Uh, Brandon...
Brandon: I mean COME ON! Am I the only one who cares about our reputations anymore? This jerk LOST to frickin RUPPY! That's like career suici-
Cecil: BRANDON!
Brandon: WHAT?!
[Cecil points at the empty board above the tank.]
Brandon: Oh.
Cecil: Yeah.
Brandon: ...Shit.
Cecil: Yeah.
[Suddenly, they see a soaking wet form slowly walking around the tank. His eyes may or may not be glowing red. And he's probably not actually turning into the Hulk. Tricks of the light most likely. But what is real is the voice that comes from the form.]
Adrian: Kill. You.
Brandon: ...We should go now.
Cecil: ...Yeah.
[The scene cuts out at the shot of two grown men running for their lives.]
[FADE.]
OOC Note: Everything said here is in character.
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Voice: Are we really gonna do this?
Voice 2: Yes. we're really gonna do this.
[We open up to a dark, dingy run-down looking area. The kind you'd find in some run-down no-longer-in-use warehouse. In the middle of the area is a large tank filled with water, and hanging above the tank, tied upside-down to a board, is our Hardkore Hero, the Arizona Assassin, Adrian Tanner Jr.]
Voice 1: This... just doesn't seem fair. I mean-
Voice 2: Fair? FAIR?! He LOST to RUPPY!
[The camera moves as the owners of the two voices finally come into view. The first voice belonging to a young man wearing cyan cargo pants and a black Nextwave t-shirt, while the 2nd one belongs to a young hispanic man with a black shirt that has a black mask with a red outline and blue eyelids on the front with "DIE RUPPY DIE" written on the back. Most people who know Adrian would recognize them as Adrian's best friends and tag partners, Cecil Kennedy and Brandon Young.]
Cecil: I just... this is TORTURE, man.
Brandon: AND?!
Cecil: ANNNND, I just... we're really going to TOR-
Brandon; HE. LOST. TO-
Cecil: I KNOW! But even that doesn't deserve THIS!
[The camera follows them as they move in front of the tank.]
Adrian: Oh good, the two men I wanted to see. You DO know I'm going to kill you in your sleep when I get down from here, right?
Cecil: Hey, don't blame me I wanted nothing to do with this.
Adrian: Relax Ceece. I was mainly talking to Professor Asshat over there anyways.
Brandon: Cecil drugged your soda!
Cecil: WHAT? I DID NO SUCH THING.
Brandon: You did now.
[Brandon holds up a badly photoshopped picture that has Cecil's face cropped on Brandon's body dropping something into a can of Dr Pepper.]
Cecil: YOU SONOFA-
Brandon: None of this is helping get Adrian out of here.
[Cecil fumes and Adrian sighs.]
Adrian: ...He's right, Ceece.
Brandon: Awesome. Now, if we can get on with this?
Adrian: ...Fine.
[Brandon walks over to the contraption that's holding the board Adrian's tied to above the water. He picks up a remote control and points at the tank.]
Brandon: Now, do you understand why you're here?
Adrian: Because you've turned into some bad hybrid of Matthew X and PlaBLARGHHTHHGHGHHGH!
[Brandon presses a button and the board drops into the water, drowning Adrian's joke, along with well, Adrian. He presses it again and the board goes back to it's original place.]
Brandon: Now, again. Do you know why you're here?
Adrian: Because *cough* you're a *hack**cough* fucking psycopa-BLARRRGHRHGHRHGH!
[Another dunk, then back into place. Brandon let's Adrian cough and spit out most of the water before continuing.]
Brandon: Do you. Know why. You're HERE?!
Adrian: ...Because *cough* I lost to Ruppy.
Brandon: Because you lost to Ruppy.
[Brandon presses the button again.]
Adrian: BLARRRGHRHHGHGHGH!
Cecil: CMON MAN! He didn't do anything wrong that time!
Brandon: YES HE DID! HE'S A VERY BAD MAN AND MUST BE PUNISHED!
Cecil: ...
[Brandon brings the board out of the water again. Adrian hacks and spits out water.]
Adrian: Is this *cough* really... *hack**cough* necessarBLAARRRGHGHGHG!!
[Brandon presses the button again, then bring the board back out a moment after it goes under.]
Cecil: BRANDON COME ON!
[Brandon turns to Cecil.]
Brandon: Look. HE'S the one who told us we had to keep him on track. He gave us full power to do WHATEVER IT TAKES to keep him on the right path!
[He turns back to the tank.]
Adrian: Going. To gut you. Where you *cough* stand. You ASS!
Brandon: Look man, you're the BEST Light Heavyweight in the Business! This is not a moniker and you and I BOTH know this. We ALL know this. This is a MISSION, a mission that YOU put yourself upto. And you put ME upto making sure you stay with it and live upto it!
Adrian: Not through fucking TORTUBLAAAARHGGGGGHHHH!
[Another dunk.]
Brandon: YES, through torture, if I have to. I WILL MURDER YOU, if I have to-
Cecil: Wait wait, how is THAT going to help him? He can't really wrestle if he's dea-
Brandon: So's your face!
Cecil: ...That doesn't even make sense!
Brandon: "So's your face" always makes sense!
Cecil: NO IT DOESN'T!
Brandon: ...It's was a FIGURE of SPEECH, alright?!
Cecil: That makes even LESS sense. How can murder be a figure of spee-
[Cecil stops talking, suddenly noticing that the board is empty...]
Brandon: It's just WORDS, jesu-
Cecil: Uh, Brandon...
Brandon: I mean COME ON! Am I the only one who cares about our reputations anymore? This jerk LOST to frickin RUPPY! That's like career suici-
Cecil: BRANDON!
Brandon: WHAT?!
[Cecil points at the empty board above the tank.]
Brandon: Oh.
Cecil: Yeah.
Brandon: ...Shit.
Cecil: Yeah.
[Suddenly, they see a soaking wet form slowly walking around the tank. His eyes may or may not be glowing red. And he's probably not actually turning into the Hulk. Tricks of the light most likely. But what is real is the voice that comes from the form.]
Adrian: Kill. You.
Brandon: ...We should go now.
Cecil: ...Yeah.
[The scene cuts out at the shot of two grown men running for their lives.]
[FADE.]