Post by Wade Mason on Jan 12, 2010 3:31:22 GMT -5
Welcome to Animosity Thirteen! For the new viewers or if you forgot I am your host as always, Stan Brooks, and TGW is back on the air! We've been gone after an unexpected break the night before Onslaught. According to sources...
“Stay Alive” by Trapt starts to play throughout the arena as the fans in attendance for tonight's special show jump to their feet. TGW's founder walks out to the stage to a warm welcome. Wade Mason smiles as he walks towards the ring wearing one of his suits. He slams hands with a few fans ringside before climbing into the ring. He had to pause to let the fans quiet.
Mason: Ladies and gentlemen, I thank each and every one of you for showing up tonight. Many of you have questions as to why Onslaught never happened, why haven't I spoke up until now, and why TGW has been closed until tonight. Sadly I can only answer a few questions and have to keep other things unknown.
What I can tell you is that the night before Onslaught was set to take place, I was handed a notice of shutdown. This notice was because someone was able to gain access into private TGW information and found a way to buy out 51% of the company before I could react with a counter offer. So, to simply put it, I am no longer in control of TGW.
The fans are in more shock than anything, in fact so am I.
Mason: I've been informed that my new boss plans on keeping me around to watch over the product, but when it comes down to it they are in control. I'm under contract to not talk about the new majority owner or risk my job. I will assure you that this person knows the wrestling business and has been apart of it for years.
I do know that TGW is going to be just as strong as ever. Starting with an announcement.
Starting this moment forward, the TGW Champion Teresa Quaranta has been stripped of the title! Quaranta and the company have decided that it be best if she and the rest of Blacklist not return to TGW. TGW is about the people that want to be here, to make a name for themselves, and to strive to be the best. Not kill it. As far as crowning a new champion, over the next couple weeks the new owner will assess the talent and make a decision on how to move.
Many people have returned to TGW over the past week ready to fight for that title, to be apart of this company. There is one person however that has yet to return my phone calls. And, now I'm calling him out. Russell Franchise, I challenge you. You want someone to step up to you and show you a real match. You come back to this ring and I'll have someone of my choosing ready to pick you apart, to give you a run for your money. Step up Mr. Constant.
Wade Mason drops the microphone and the fans, including myself, are shocked! There are still tons of questions to be answered. Who is this mystery owner, how much power does Mason still have, what happens to the TGW Title, and will Franchise come back to TGW?
We switch backstage to see TGW Interviewer, Kirsten Shelley, standing with AJ Adams as the fans cheer.
Kirsten Shelley: AJ, thank you for taking time to give me a few words. All of the roster is here tonight to find out what is going on and where their jobs stand. Coming back from the injuries inflicted to you by the Blacklist, how is your health?
AJ Adams: First I just have to say that I'm disappointed that Teresa and I never got to have that rematch that I promised to kick her ass in. If you're watching TQ, call me. We'll meet for lunch, sit down, talk things out, then we'll go to the local YMCA and I'll wipe the mat with you.
With that said, I'm back to regain my TGW Title. I don't care who is in charge, who comes to join the roster, or who wants to face me. Next week I go in for my medical clearance to return to action but I'll be in attendance. My path towards gold has begun.
We are being treated with a special webcast from newcomer to TGW, Magnum.
This was the day I got my first microphone. It was a golden microphone with a small “smiley” sticker right above the on and off button. Did I mention that sticker was also the day I got my first sticker? In school, my teachers never gave me stickers on my homework for being a consistent nagger. So it kind of was a big deal for me getting this sticker and all, but not as big as this microphone. You see, this microphone has a unique meaning behind itself. Anyone who holds this can be heard above audiences worldwide. Almost like hot potato.
Any who, with this microphone I went to my first wrestling event at the LWA closure show. And when I went to this event, I pretended for the whole night that I was the commentators. I called every match the way it should be called. No random stories or chit-chat sideline conversations, or any of that news updates they love to do. You know what I’m talking about Jim Ross; when we watch the goddamn match, you’ll be hyping up the Main Event when no one cares about the main event. I’m watching the show right now to see this match, not the stupid repetitive “disqualification” conclusion you lackeys call main event.
And you wonder why the ratings are always dropping.
Sorry folks, I tend to lose track of time every now and then, but we will get to the point. This microphone here taught me how to call it like I see it. So that surely must provide enough detail on why I call myself Xavier “The Fact” Magnum? Well if it doesn’t, I totally understand. I don’t really expect anyone to understand any of this because: a) Mason is too cheap to buy me my own actual segment show; leaving me with this pathetic webcast, and b) my boss is my crack dealer.
Nah, I’m only kidding. Mason is too good of a guy to do shit like that. Even though he looks exactly like Robert Downy Jr. - who went through his entire career battling sobriety; the poor bastard. You know, it really is a STRANGE coincidence that Manson and Downy look EXACTLY alike. Maybe they’re twins separated at birth which eventually led to a scheme of uniting their parents together again. Only for one sister to end up a drug addict turned lesbian once her Disney contract expired. Shit, I’d turn into a insecure anorexic whore myself if Disney fired me. They didn’t even give her a chance with animated films!
Mason probably would’ve nailed Herby if he was given the chance.
Hey - Hey- Hey! It’s just a repulsive comparison between two homosexuals gay fishes that simply dares to challenge fiction against reality. And this my friends, is the true glory wrestling productions. No explanation can be given on why this place closed, or whom even gives the slightest of monkey shit why its back. You want to watch wrestling and I am here to provide the legitimist passage to ferocity entertainment possible. Because I cannot sing, dance, or write for my life, but I sure as hell can daze you with a jab to the fucking mouth.
That my friends is a fact, and the friction bullshit ends tonight.
"Vera Causa" cues up and the hum of the crowd subsides. The general response from the audience is confusion with a slight blend of intrigue. They do not know the young man walking down to the ring but he smiles away at them, he is ecstatic to be here. The enthused young man slides into the ring and collects a microphone.
Milos Novak: Hello Americans, my name is Milos Novak and I have just signed a contract with the True Glory Wrestling company.
Some of the more polite people in the crowd clap but most remain quiet in the hope that someone may hit this man with a chair or drop down from the rafters on him. Anything would make him a little more interesting. His Finnish accent is his only redeeming quality thus far.
Milos Novak: You may be wondering why I had to come out here to tell you this and why I didn't just put this as my Facebook status, correct?
There are a few laughs in the crowd, but it's a tough audience. His inability to win them over forces a pause in his introduction. He's having trouble finding his next words.
Milos Novak: Okay bad joke. I can see that my European humor is lost on you Americans, but this is not a problem. It is not my humor that you should admire, it is my prowess within the ring.
His voice develops a more serious tone and his facial expression mirrors this. Many in the audience sigh, tired of hearing the 'new wrestling phenomenon' spiel. Despite this, Milos moves towards the camera and looks right into it.
Milos Novak: I have been training for ten years to get to this point. Ten years of discipline, ten years of sacrifice, ten years of service - all to stand here before you Americans today. This was not all for nothing. What I have gone through will be demonstrated when I stand toe to toe with my competitors.
This is a man with beliefs. His lack of charisma and showmanship seems to be offset by his intensity and belief in himself.
Milos Novak: When that happens, you will applaud me. You will respect my gifts...
"Whatever Happened To My Rock And Roll" by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club cues up and another new face appears before TGW. He has a much scruffier appearance, a very unkempt individual. Dressed in a pair of jeans, leather jacket and black Wayfarer sunglasses, the man stands on the ramp with a sort of arrogant stance, looking down on Novak in the ring. He is armed with a microphone already.
The Bronx: I just wanted to come out and introduce myself too. It seems like the rookie train is chugging right on through True Glory Station and it's time to show my ticket.
Novak looks on from the ring waiting much like everyone else to find out who this man is. He hasn't blinked since this man came out onto the stage, he is studying him, taking everything in.
The Bronx: See, my name's The Bronx and I just signed up with this posse too. Me and you Swiss Cheese, we're in the same boat. I thought I'd piggy back on your airtime, just for kicks.
Milos Novak: My American friend, I must insist that you watch your tongue. It doesn't serve you well. Either that or it's your mind that is faulty.
The Bronx: If you're calling me stupid brotherman, you had better have an apology following it. Be happy that I came out here, these people were ready to bum rush you out of the building.
Milos Novak: No insult my friend. It's just, I am not Swiss for starters, I was born in Prague and raised in Helsinki. The second error being that you seem to believe you can invade my airtime. You are nowhere near my level, my American friend.
The Bronx: Oh well we'll see about that next week won't we?
Milos Novak: If you are proposing a match between us then I am all for it, Mr...'Bronx' was it? Next week I look forward to hearing your voice again, as you scream out in submission.
The Bronx: Hold your horses their Finlandia. You are right, there is gonna be a match next week. I will be wrestling that match but it's not against you. See, I pride myself on being privy to information that most people aren't and I learned a cute little fact about you just before I came out here and stole your spotlight.
Milos Novak: Enlighten me.
The Bronx: Your visa hasn't cleared yet brotherman, so that means you won't be wrestling at all.
Milos Novak: That's not a problem, I can demonstrate my skill in the parking lot for you tonight if you wish. I'm sure a few fans wouldn't mind staying around to see that happen, correct?
The crowd explodes, seemingly on cue. All this talk and no action, a promise of a brawl in the parking lot later has them seething in their fold-up chairs.
The Bronx: The herd will cheer at anything so don't flatter yourself. They would love to see anyone fight in a parking lot. But that still isn't an option Novak. See the best part about you not having a visa yet, is that you cannot LEGALLY come into physical contact with any other wrestler in TGW. If you so much as lay a hand on any of us before your visa is cleared, you are being shipped back to whatever whorehouse you were born in.
Milos Novak: You are far too obvious Mr. Bronx. You have clearly heard of me or you wouldn't have taken it upon yourself to look over my contract and documentation. You know I am a threat and you wanted to try and put my in place early. It's a good thing that what you want and what you will accomplish are not one in the same. I will be watching your match next week my friend, this is not our last encounter.
The crowd pops as Milos drops the mic and stares at The Bronx. The fans are begging for a confrontation, chanting 'DO IT NOW! DO IT NOW!' at these new faces but The Bronx holds his hands up, gesturing his reluctance.
The Bronx: Stop it, you're making me wet.
Much of the crowd stops chanting to laugh.
The Bronx: I'll save you a seat ringside Finlandia, bring a pen and some paper.
Animosity then cuts to the ring as The Bronx disappears to the backstage area, leaving Milos Novak standing tall.
The cameras are catching up with Wade Mason as he is heading out the exits.
K. Shelley: Mr. Mason, just a few words. Who is this mystery owner? The world is dying to know, or at least when we will find out.
Mason: Kirsten, if I could say anything you know I would. I promise each and every single one of our viewers that TGW will not suffer, I won't sit back and just watch it happen. I still have some power here and will make sure that TGW is at the top. I do what's best for this company and for it's fans. You don't just come in and steal my company away, it's not that easy.
Tonight has overall turned out a night of new faces, a familiar face ready to return, and some shocking news. What will French Montana have to say about not having received his title shot he earn? One would have to think that the new owner would view him at the top of the list of contenders. For those wanting all the action of the TGW, tune in next week when we get into high gear with matches and the full return of True Glory. Until then, I am Stan Brooks, we'll see you next week! We're back baby!