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Post by Wade Mason on Feb 25, 2010 4:57:48 GMT -5
[Single Match] Alyson Starr Vs. Rick Mad
Limit: 2 Each Maximum First Deadline: Sunday February 28th at 11:59pm EST Final Deadline: Monday March 1st at 11:59pm EST
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Post by rickmad on Feb 28, 2010 14:39:20 GMT -5
Inspired By A True Story
"What the hell happened..."
Rick Mad wakes up. Slowly. He's groggy as he sits up in bed. At first he doesn't feel very much, but then slowly notices the fact that his face is swollen. He slowly realizes he must've gotten into some kind of fight. He's also covered in scrapes and bruises.
"Ugh.."
Rick works his way up, looking around himself. There is vomit on the floor.
"God damnit."
He gets out of bed and begins to walk out of his bedroom, and notices something wet on the floor as he does. He cringes, having no idea what he's stepping in, but continues.. until he stops dead in his tracks, because there is a woman he doesn't know sleeping on his couch in nothing but her underwear.
"...uh."
Not knowing exactly what to do, Rick nudges her. She wakes up, slowly, stretching.
"Morning, baby," she says.
"Um.. good morning to you, too!" Rick replies. He's at a loss for words.
"That was a craazzyy night.. wow! You look awful," the woman says, as she looks at Rick's face.
"Yeah.. yeah. So, hey, about that. What happened? And I'm sorry to be rude, but who are you again?"
The woman laughs.
"My name is Anastasia. We met last night at the club, remember?"
Slowly, things start coming back to Rick. He remembers going out with his friends to a local strip club. Him, Logan, and two guys named Zach and Kyle. He remembers arriving there, but.. not much else.
"Oh, yeah.." Rick stammers. His pants are on the ground, and he picks them up and goes for his wallet. He checks his cash.. and has none.
"God damnit, I left with like two hundred bucks! What the hell did I do.." Rick murmurs to himself.
"Oh, sweetie, the girls last night LOVED you. You were generous as hell with your tips," Anastasia answers. Rick had almost forgotten she was there. She's getting dressed now too. She was moderately attractive but not a total knockout or anything, with long red hair and huge, likely fake, breasts.
"Oh, well.. money well spent, I guess. Wish I could remember it, but hey."
Anastasia laughs again.
"You don't remember ANYTHING? Wow. Maybe you got hit harder than I thought, haha."
Rick sighs.
"I get beat up for a LIVING, but this is bad. Care to explain what happened?
Anastasia has finished getting her clothes back on.
"Sure, though I don't think you're going to like hearing it. Well like I said, you were generous as hell with your money. But the drunker you got, you started touching the girls.. you slapped their asses a few times. Like, hard."
Rick gulps.
"So once the bouncer sees that, naturally he tells you guys you have to leave. Well, you didn't want to go, of course. So for some reason you started fighting with Logan. Everyone was yelling, you were trying to hit all three of your friends, and somehow you fell down and got busted up from that, firstly. So you're bleeding and getting blood all over Logan's car. And you're STILL trying to hit him, and your other friends. So they kinda end up roughing you up too, trying to keep you under control and all. We all get back here, and-"
Rick stops her.
"Hold up, hold up. Why were we fighting again?"
Anastasia shrugs.
"No idea."
"..And where do you come in?"
"Oh! I was just getting done with my shift, and to be honest I just wanted to get laid. Stripping makes me horny."
Rick laughs to himself at the absurdity of his situation.
"Haha.. yeah, well.. go on."
"Okay, so where was I? Oh, yeah, you get home and you and your friends are STILL yelling and acting like fools. One of your neighbors comes up and asks if everythings cool.. and then calls the cops."
Rick's eyes go wide.
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah. It was kind of silly of them, but yeah. So this cop comes, and he's nice as hell and all but you're retarded. He needs to see your ID, and you couldn't find it, and kept talking about some mall discount card you had or something stupid. You said you'd buy him a comic book."
"..."
"And this cop, somehow, thinks YOU'RE the good guy. He thinks your friends beat you up, even though you had started everything. He asks you what the date is, you say its like.. August of 1997 or something retarded like that. I was laughing so hard. He did the breathalyzer thing, I think he was just curious.. you had a .23 BAC."
"Wow."
"Yeeepp. So he leaves, your friends leave, and I thought everything was cool. BUT THEN you decide to throw up all over your room. And not only that, but you get up in the middle of the night.. and just piss on your carpet."
Rick remembers stepping on the wet floor earlier, and cringes.
"So THAT'S what that was.."
Anastasia makes a grossed out face.
"Yeah. Well.. yeah. So thats that. It was a crazy, crazy night. But everything's cool."
Rick sighs.
"I don't know about that. I gotta call up Logan and make sure he isn't pissed. Its usually HIM doing the crazy stupid shit, not me.."
"Yeah. Well, I gotta get going. Thanks for a good time."
Anastasia gives Rick a kiss on the cheek before leaving. As the door shuts, Rick looks around at his trashed, smelly house.
"I hate the saying, but its never been more appropriate. Fuck my life."
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Post by alysonstarr on Feb 28, 2010 23:25:18 GMT -5
*Alyson Starr sits on the bed in her room, watching TV. She yawns and reaches over, grabbing her cell. Aly flips open the phone and dials a number, putting the phone to her ear. It rings a few times, then is picked up* April Starr: Hello? Alyson Starr: Hey April. April Starr: Aly!!! Hey!! Whats up? Alyson Starr: Not much, Watching an old movie... April Starr: Sounds exciting.. Christopher asleep? Alyson Starr: Yeah.. I think I'm gonna see if the girls wanna go to blockbuster or something.. I'm so bored. April Starr: Yeah well without a man around to fight with what do you expect? *Alyson and April laugh and Aly hears some yelling in the background and April scoffs* April Starr: Can I call you back? This idiot band of mine wants to rehearse Alyson Starr: Definitly. Love you Ap. April Starr: Love you too sis. *Alyson hangs up the phone and lays it on the bed. Katie Goddard walks in, cast free, and walks over and lays down on the bed facing the TV.* Katie Goddard: Whatcha watchin? Alyson Starr: [/b] Some old horror movie... Do you wanna get a pizza and blockbuster or something? [/color] *Alexia Fender sticks her head in the doorway and smiles.* Alexia Fender: Pizza and movies? I'm game. *Alyson and Katie laugh and both get up off the bed, and they all head out.* *Two hours later, Alyson, Katie, and Alexia are sitting in the living room of their house, eating pizza and watching "The Wedding Date", playing poker, Katie's idea of course. Their all in their pajamas. Alyson looks up and raises an eyebrow* Alyson Starr: Where is Jessie? I haven't seen her since the club last night. *Katie looks up and Alexia's eyes widen, but of course she wasn't gonna say that.* Alexia Fender: Well I came home with her at about 7 this morning after breakfast and everything... and then she woke up at like 10 and said she had stuff to do at the arena.. Alyson Starr: She's hiding something.. Katie Goddard: We'll figure it out.. but maybe shes just getting ready for her match.. Not that you guys need it... same people twice? This is ridiculous.. Alyson Starr: Its fine.. just another easy win in my W column. Whatever. Alexia Fender: That's how Jessie feels... Oh.. That's what I meant to tell you.. I heard at the Pizza place.. someone spotted Reno King close to here somewhere... So just watch out.. and lets not tell Jessie. Katie Goddard: If we ever freakin see her.. *Alyson looks down at her cards, wondering where Jessie is, and hoping Reno hasn't caught up with her already.* *Alyson walks out of the back sliding doors of the house and into the view of the TGW camera's She walks to the steps on the porch and sits down, looking straight into the camera as the wind blows her hair around.* Alyson Starr: You know.. I've heard a lot of people doubting me lately... "Alyson can't do it anymore".. "Her time is over".. "She needs to just focus on being a mother"... Well guess what... I'm still getting in that ring and I'm STILL winning matches... Which is EXACTLY what I'm going to do at Animosity.. Win... You see because.. Yes, I am a mother, and yes I love my son more than anything.. Yes I'm going through a divorce. But NONE of that affects me in the ring. Once that bell rings there is NOTHING in my head but winning.. From the first bell to the second one.. The only thing I see or hear is my opponent. And unfortunitly for you Rick Mad... that's you.. AGAIN... For the second time you have to step into the ring with me.. Only this time... its one on one.. So theres no blaming your partner for a loss... or claming you didn't get a chance to win... Its just you and me. So Rick.. I REALLY hope you're ready to lose to a girl.. AGAIN. Because the Sirens are taking over... and once again, We will both end up on to, and continue to climb our way up the TGW ladder... And French Montana... That's means you.. So I'd watch your back, Cause we're coming. *Aly smirks and stands up, blowing a kiss to the camera before heading back inside.* [/center]
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