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Post by Wade Mason on Jul 14, 2010 18:32:23 GMT -5
[Singles Match] Jester Chad Allen Vs. Russell Franchise
Limit: 2 Each Maximum First Deadline: Sunday July 18th at 11:59pm EST Final Deadline: Monday July 19th at 11:59pm EST Kirsten Shelley: Each of these men hold a victory over former TGW champ, AJ Adams. Now they will face off in the ring to try and keep their own streaks alive. As we near closer and closer to No Limits who is going to step forward?
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Post by Andy on Jul 16, 2010 2:00:12 GMT -5
The Past:
Looks like I’m still stuck here, year 2…I realize as long as I try to hold on to my clown exterior they won’t let me out. They will demand some kind of change. They want to see I am improving in the last 2 years. Really, it’s all fake. This world is full of people that believe they know how the rest of society lives. I will just pretend I am sane. Yeah…that will get me out of here, just pretend I am sane and I will get out…only one person knows I am not actually crazy, that society has changed to find what I do socially acceptable. It’s all about Morals. I mean look at all the people who kill each other just for money. I have yet to do that, I only make people smile. I just want the world to be good, instead they stick me in this Fucking Room.; where I can’t talk with anyone, only to get deal with doctors who force pills down my mouth, or priest who try to convert me. They don’t know I have my own set or Morals.
Chad you still awake…
Ahh my saving grace, she works the late nights. She is officially my doctor now. Good for her finally getting it. She is the only person here who treats me like a human being. Now you will have to excuse me journal for I have another conversation to attend.
The Present
This week Jester Chad Allen demolished Aj Adams, a pretty easy feat for a Jester. This week he takes on another TGW veteran, whom is about to see that Alli Taylor hates him. Booking Jester Chad Allen vs him is career ender. Of course Jester is moving on as a victor 2 weeks in a row so no worries there everyone. Your jester will continue to move on.
As usual we find Jester Chad Allen just hanging out, sitting a table. The lights highlight all his best features. He just looks into the camera with a smug look on his face and begins speaking once again.
[shadow=red,left,300]Jester Chad Allen:[/shadow] Well the debut is now out of the way huh? Guess I can the next step, destroying the constant failure Russell Franchise. The same guy who can only seem to get wins against guys like Roland, I mean come on really Franchise when was the last time you won a match since tonight…O wait sorry you beat AJ Adams, a pathetic man who had to let you win, so TGW didn’t lose the only 2 stars of the time. I don’t know why you are still around; I guess everyone likes to mess with you. I mean what the fuck, why “mind” play games with a retarded man from Charlotte North Carolina. I mean not like you were thinking why did Adams let me pin him….hmmm…maybe he wanted me to. You were probs thinking more along the lines of O MY GOD MOM LOOK I Won! Maybe rolling down that dumpster knocked some brain cells back in place for you and now can think for yourself huh? You keep talking how you are this or that, that you are the OLNY CONSTANT! And you are the A GAME! And you can Remix it up. When well, facts are most people find you to be more like the only person in the sped ed division of TGW, and the F game, and well we don’t need to talk about remixs they always are failures. I guess a lot like you huh Russell. So at the end of the show last night, you drove a limo into a wall….wow…soooo crazy you are. Stupid thing is you smashed the front end of the limo rather than the back end. You were in the front end, and he was in the back end? Is this making any sense to you? You could of done so much more damage to Mr. Maddox by driving really fast backwards into a wall… but then again I forget about the handicap hanger on your review mirror. Maybe next week I’ll let you drive the short bus to school. You can pick up your friends Maddox and Adams and go on a field trip.
Listen Franchise enough with those jokes. I mean obviously you saw what I did to Adams. I had that match with or without the masked man. AJ Adams is the true constant of TGW, you put him up against anyone and he loses. You on the other hand, it seems everyone has your number. You have been one of the few men to compete against everyone in this company. Of course you have lost a lot of those matches. I understand where you are coming from though. It’s all good, all these new guys tearing down the very thing you built up. You, “The A game” the one man who “Constantly” kept making new stars, and holding a belt only Adams wants for months on end, have nothing. The Talent has risen above your level, and you’re a game doesn’t even keep up with most guys C- game. I could see maybe C++ beating you, because well Its programming language. It’s okay Russell after a match with you, were you experience the most humiliating lost of your life, the only thing you will have to worry about is do I commit suicide or do I keep pushing. Well if you pick option one at least your pitiful life is over, if you pick option 2 at least life will only get better from there. I tell you what I won’t tell you what’s behind door number 3….Just know involves me explaining what happened during our match to police officers, and paying your family money to pay for a coffin big enough to hold you.
Okay enough of that, so I just want to know something About you Russell. What freaking hypnotist forgot to snap you out of this daze. I mean really who told you, you could wrestle. Do I need to ring a dinner bell or something? Please Russell, get out of this problem you are not a wrestler. Go back to your family and break out of this trance you have been in. They all don’t want you to wrestle the scary mean clown man from the asylum. They saw what happened to Adams everything he tried to do I stopped. You will have to start cutting the ring ropes off to keep me from creating more brain damage for you when I hit that lethal laughter.
Now a smart thing you could do is call up your doctor and get your painkillers prescribed early. Take them as soon as you get done dealing with me in the ring. Listen, I am just predicting the future for your health. Seriously that and get a good doctor to stitch you, don’t want to put any scars on your thug face. Now my sponsorship deal ended with Neosporin, because well they jipped me of my 200 dollars last week. Anyways you sir are in some trouble either way. I don’t have awesome sponsors to support my living, so I guess I will just have to prove to them why you deserve to have my money in my pocket. Just saying, I don’t have all that football money or whatever sport you played.
Listen I didn’t play any sports, I acted as a clown for years upon years. Now look, I have lost my career my dream career for a new dream. One that involves the exact opposite of what I brought people in my previous life. I now show people, brutality, violence, and pure insanity. Well The insanity part has always been there. I know, I know, I make jokes about the people in white coats just like anyone else. Listen I don’t like the people in white coats either, especially the ones with pillow cases on their heads…weirdoes. Psst….I heard that they… Hate black people….
Just saying, those are the people I had to deal with on a daily basis in the asylum. I don’t like dealing with it too much now a days. Sometimes they try to take me back after they see what my life has turned into. They just can’t prove that I am crazy anymore. Frankly I am…its true, I just perfected my insanity though.
So how did your first career end? Injury? Fans get tired of seeing you lose? I guess looking for another career is happening in the near future once again. I will bring you the classified ads, maybe mail man? Then you can run around yelling I’m the constant! Of the US GOVERNMENT! I put your mail in your box every Monday-Saturday except for holidays, no matter rain, snow, drought, alligators, velecoraptors, or little girls. If you get to many bills no worries I will Remix your Mail! Put it in your box magazine first! Give you some good news Britney is pregnant again! OOO yeah now that’s the A GAME! Perfect career, anyone that parks in front of mail boxes, you could tag it with a ticket!
Now Russ, if I can call you that? Russ my friend, I started thinking about other great careers you can do after I retire you on Tuesday.
Jester digs into his jeans pocket, pulling out random pieces of paper. He begins to pull out a napkin out of his pocket, it doesn’t seem to end……Finally he gets to the end of it, and pulls out a Russell Franchise Action figure tied in a nuece, holding a piece of paper. He takes the paper from the action figure.
Ooo There it is!
Look Postman was the first on the list.
Secondly, I think you could open a great pizza stand….Jim Roll the clip: THE A GAME PIZZA! Now you can REMIX! Get our A GAME special for 10.99. Get it Delivered why? Because we CONSTANTLY! Bring it to you on time, EVERY TIME! Now I know that you thought I was talentless in TGW but I can assure you I make a mean Pizza! Talentless at wrestling, Perfect at making a mother fucking pizza!
All right don’t like that one much? 3rd one? All right Lets watch that clip.
A new career a new life A new TV show a new catch phrase.
THE A LAME GAME! The television show, where you have to prove that you are lamer than Russell Franchise. No one has yet to beat Russell, proving that he is the lamest person on the planet. He couldn’t even compete with a 12 year old boy who is on World of Warcraft, Tonight though he is up against another Lame person….Chris Maddox! Will Maddox be able to prove he is the king of lame. Or Will Franchise bring on his A LAME GAME!
Okay okay I know that one was a joke all right here is the real number 3.
Next time on Days of our Lives: Maria finds out her long lost son Russell is in a coma, Russell Franchise guest stars from his hospital bed as a real coma patient to be in this special episode of Days of our Lives. Little does he know his brother is his rival Chris Maddox, who’s jealously, causes Chris to pull the plug! Be there for all the Drama, be there for the CONSTANT coma, be there for The A Game!
I know the best of things come in 3s, but one more idea for you just one more.
Hello this your former TGW superstar, Russell “The A Game Franchise”, AND I AM HERE TO DRIVE YOU MOTHER FUCKING BUS! I am Constantly! On time for your pick up little girl. Just be on your spot, now sit back as I remix this track for you, and get your mother fucking ass to school. Shut up you brats in the back, Otherwise I will come by and hit you with my Tag, and give you a bus conduct you get 4 and your walking to school!
All right all right now you think about that possible career change for a moment Russell. I am going to talk about the sad mistake of the wrestling world Aj Adams. Wow, you expect to hold any belt here at TGW, you could barley match me step for step in the ring. You were pathetic; playing possum against Russell was only because you didn’t want to get you assed kicked by a tard on Prozac. Dude, What happened to you? You are washed up, did you start heroin recently or something. I mean I can’t believe this slump you are falling into. Whatever happened to the master of the mind games? I thought you would be able to compete in the mind fuck that I create, but obviously you can’t keep up in the ring so not worth dealing with outside of the ring. You know deep down that the masked man was just speeding up the inevitable, me hitting you with a lethal laughter, pinning you for 3. Maybe you would of got another drop kick in or something but probs not. It would be pounding your face in, and then cracking your skull. Anyways, maybe move to Houston and hang out there for a while, you obviously have a problem.
Now let’s get off topic of people who aren't worth the time to talk about. Basically let’s stop talking about the TGW roster. Listen NeWA, I haven’t been signed on to your matches quite yet, and who knows maybe I won’t be. You all might now want me around there. That’s fine, but just know I am not going to stop in till I have a real challenge. I will come to you NeWA whether you like it or not. I will come after your champions, I will take those belts and prove to you that I am the only one worth holding it. Don’t you ever think are safe as long as this jester has a breath in his body. I can hold my breath pretty long too, just sayin. Listen NeWA I will be there sooner than you think. Representing TGW; but well really who gives a fuck about TGW What I mean is me coming after you all destroying you taking your belts not just the NeWA belts but well belts around the coast, and I will bring them back to TGW throw them on to Ali Taylor’s desk, and say what is Next on the mission of making TGW the only fed worth staying in. IF she doesn’t find a way for that maybe I’ll leave and take your belts to other places. I am sure when a man like me walks into her office she will be more than happy give me more ways to keep dishing out the pain.
All right back to TGW, oi I am still very disappointed with this match selection. I mean Russell you have enough problems, it seems like everyone wants a piece of you lately. Frankly you seemed to make more enemies than a 2 dollar hooker has STDs. I mean fuck’n eh dude. You need to calm down a bit, law low. Well I will help you on that, it’s pretty easy to lay low when you are in a lethal laughter coma. Listen no one in NeWA wants to wrestle with you my friend. I think TGW would of joined up a long time ago if they wanted to wrestle a washed up wrestler that has is now passed his prime. Just stick to working losers like Chris Maddox. You all take the TGW belt, that’s fine I will take everything else. Let you have the belt that means nothing when a pathetic man with a 4th grade IQ holds it. Listen if you and Chris Maddox want to fight about who the best is around here cool sure go for it. I will just destroy you both, and be a CONSTANT! Reminder that there is someone always better. Even if he is a Clown…
Listen, I haven’t been here long enough to make enemies, so don’t think someone is going to come out during our match to hurt me. Unless you know someone?! Do you!? Because I mean I can Take it! Get someone to hate this poor Ol Clown. Okay okay that can’t happen I mean who can hate clowns?! Right?! I mean fear us, or whatever but you can’t hate Jesters. We make you laugh, and cry and scream and well now dish out the most unbelievable pain.
Now! Let’s talk about this option for you Russelll, you give me your next title shot, since right now management has a hard-on for you. I will let you pin me in the middle of the ring 1…2…3. I know I know you want that belt in TGW, because you want to be the CONSTANT! But Dude come on?! You are not going to beat me. I tell you what, you give me the title shot. I Will beat anyone for the belt, and then you and I can have a rematch and you will have your title shot then. See just trying to help you become number 1 contender quicker. Then you don’t have to be humiliated when you lose to Maddox or Adams. What do you think of that? Just shoot me an e-mail, don’t know it look it up in the TGW directory or get that Mr. DVD dude to do it…Doesn’t matter to me….I am just giving you an option since I know that dumpster ride is still hurting you, and jumping out of a moving automobile, and wrestling someone like the world class Ronald McDonald (Whispered into the camera: just playing Roland…you couldn’t compete with that clown…I don’t think I could that dude is fucking magic dude.) I know that you are thinking yeah my injuries are nagging. I mean dude come on Russelll I took one bump the other night, just one little fall. You sir jumped out of Limo…granted kind of dumb, but you know whatever, I guess you got to do what you got to do eh?
Russelll I am sorry I haven’t even really mentioned you other nickname…sorry last name Franchise. Franchise is something I can purchase and use as my own name. So I am thinking I am going to buy Franchise from you and start calling myself Jester Chad Franchise Allen be one of those fucked up people with four names. Yeah that’s right I call you four named fucks all fucked up…but we aren’t talking about you. We are talking about Russell THE CONSTANT A GAME FRANCHISE! Oi, that’s like a 6 word name that is really messy. Your mom must of hated calling you down for an ass whoopin huh buddy? Were you one of those kids that saw clowns at me at birthday parties and tried to do something really funny to them and Mom brought out that belt and whooped you? Go ahead reflect on your childhood now…and now think instead of your mom, that Clown took out one his balloons turned into a giraffe and shoved it up your ass..Traumatizing I know…Think that level of Trauma is coming to you on Tuesday. Oo and go ahead and say I am all fucked up willing to shove a balloon giraffe up your ass. Say that I am a faggot or whatever you want to say, I mean not like it offends me at all. I do what I must to make people understand that us Jesters aren’t ones to compete with, that it’s best not to show up at all.
So just a reminder to everyone who thinks I will need the help on Tuesday. Don’t bother, tell you what sit backstage watch the monitors. Just let me do my job, and I promise to entertain you with many laughs, you might laugh so hard you cry. I will make Russell know he isn’t welcome here. He was a part of the original TGW Talentless Glorified Wrestlers. Now guys like me and Abdul, Natalie well chick like her, and Chris Maddox are here to clean up the waste and make this what it should be true glory wrestling. So to all of those that want Russell’s career to end, please understand I don’t want you to be at ringside at all. I don’t want you all interfering then I have to explain another week why I am better then what people though. That I didn’t need that outside interference etc etc. Let’s just not deal with that, and know I will destroy Russell…case closed… Well all right it’s that much awaited time:
THE JESTER PRANK OF THE WEEK!
This is an easy one. First you find a man who is constantly attacked by a masked man, and recently had problems with flaming bags of shit by his door. For those who don’t know who that is, I am talking about AJ Adams. All right so you go to Aj Adams’s locker room, you break in like so.
Jester Kicks in the door. He looks around and then places a black ski Mask into AJ Adams Duffel bag.
Now see kids, when he comes around and sees this he will freak out! Yes he will be completely wacked out of his mind after seeing this. He is supposed to be the king of mind games and he’s got nothing! Look at this I am not even this Masked fellow, I mean obviously he helped me out the other night. This is fun though! Fucking With Adams…Maybe this should happen weekly…but then again he might quit soon, then I won’t be able to do that will I.
Well in till next time this Jester Chad Allen signing off!
GOOD NIGHT!
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Post by Russell Francis on Jul 18, 2010 9:46:28 GMT -5
As the business associate/best friend, most of Pablo Demonte's free time is spent making sure that the fan mail that makes it to San Diego crib where Franchise lives is placed where they need to be! There are several boxes the mail could go into!
General Fan Mail Love Letters Junk Mail Hate Mail (Which isn't really a bin but more of a paper shreder)
Upon opening one letter, Pablo is surprised to the contents of the letter, containing a photoshopped picture of Franchise in a postal carrier's outfit! Pablo calls Franchise, who is in the middle of his training to look at the pic!
Franchise: Man, whoever made this is sure horrible with his computer skills. I mean look at the postal carriers hands! Their white! How does that work!
Pablo: Yeah, but look at the sender of the mail!
Pablo hands Russell the envelope the letter came in. To his surprise, the letter just had the name "THE JESTER" on it!
Franchise: Aww, isn't that cute! My opponent now wants to trash talk me through the mail! Somebody should have told him the quickest way is just through email!
Pablo: What are you going to do? He got you pretty good with the photos! I gotta admit they are pretty funny!
Franchise shoots Pablo a deadly look!
Pablo: I'm talking about the Magic School Bus photo man! It's funny man!
Franchise: I don't care if it's funny! It's nothing but a sad attempt to get my attention! Unfortunately, it worked!
Pablo: So getting on your camera to blast him!
Franchise: Pablo, we can do that, but we have to out-trash the trash talker! Hey, you got your computer handy?
Pablo: Always kid! What you need?
Franchise: I got something for us to work on!
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Franchise returns to the webcam in his living room to record his weekly webcast to his loyal fans!
Franchise: You know, I'm not one to criticize management at TGW! I leave that for the AJ Adams of the world! However, I got a beef to deal with Alli and Wade! It's been almost one year since True Glory Wrestling opened it's doors to the world to showcase some of the greatest wrestling this side of the Mississippi! I mean, if you asked me, we've had some of the best wrestlers come our way! Blazenwing and Quentera! Hell, I even my Lady JaGi! He was one of my favorite opponent s to fight. However, Alli, I gotta tell you, the batch of new talent that's coming in to TGW right now, these guys are the WORST GIMMICKS EVER!
I mean, Alli, it feels that instead of finding the best wrestlers in the world, you made a trip to GIMMICKS-R-US and you picked up some of the worst talent ever! I'm talking about the new batch of losers that you've brought in!
Let's first start with the guy in TGW that makes my ego seem intact! Chris Maddox has been running his mouth ever since he came to the party and really hasn't shown me anything impressive! Sure, he through my ass into a dumpster! But last week, I shut him into a limo and gave him a tour he would never forget! You see, I've met people like Chris Maddox! I've played with them in the NFL all my career! They like to shit talk all day long about how they are going to get past you! And some of the time they do! But most of the time, they can't get past the Franchise! When that happens, when I get the opportunity to place their ignorant ass back on the grass where they belong, it's like sweet medicine! Chris, I know you want to get back at me, I honestly do! But I would say, do it at your own risk! I've never ran away from a challenge in my life, and you won't be the first to scare me out of it!
Next. let's talk about the guy who managed to get the win over the so called "KING"! In my book, a win goes down as a win! And Abdul, you got the win last week! Very impressive! But I gotta question what was going through the mind of Alli and Wade when they signed you! I mean, as an American nation, we have a long standing rule never to deal with terrorists, but in your case, Abdul, we gave the terrorist the wrestling contract! We're letting you fight in the ring and I don't know if you're going for the win or if you're going after the American Government! I feel that the referee needs to check your shoes before you enter the wrestling ring for explosives. I got you on lock sir! I'm a true American hero, sir! I'm not afraid to call for the military to launch an attack on your ass. If you're going to wrestle in the States, you gotta play by the rules! No Ali Baba shit either sir! As Stephen Colbert would say, "You're on NOTICE!"
Now, let's get into The Southern Belle Natelie Burrows! All I gotta on you is.....YOU'RE HOT! I got nothing against you! I mean, DAMN GIRL! Welcome to the TGW! If you ever need anybody to take you on a tour of the Googleplex, or maybe San Diego, get some of the best steak in town, maybe chat by the fireside with 2 glasses of wine while wearing silk pajamas, listening to Kenny G play the saxophone.....
Franchise goes on for a couple of more seconds before Pablo, operating the camera pops in!
Pablo: Dude, you're going too far man! Back on point!
Franchise: Oh.....well, Natelie, you know if you're not doing anything, just call me, you know! Let me know girl!
But let's be honest! We got the biggest ego on the block, then we follow that up with a member of the FBI's Most Wanted List! But now, I gotta get into the ring with....of all things....a clown! Look, I'm not going to say I've faced worst! I've fotten vampires and street whores and even ASSHOLES like AJ Adams! But seriously, Alli! I gotta go up against a guy who dresses up like a clown! Now, I get it! Look, The A-Game nickname, yeah, it's over the top! Hell, it's hard enough to call myself, The 'A' Game Russell Franchise! But I think I would have a harder time looking at myself in the mirror with makeup and trying to trash talk to everybody! Look, I love these pictures man! It looks like it took you 2 hours of Photoshop training at the Local Technical College and they look semi-professional! I applaud you for it! But I think you fail to realize something! When it comes to wrestling, we’re not trying to find the next up and coming computer wizard, we’re here to see who’s the best on the block! If a picture is worth a thousand words, then on Tuesday Night, me beating your ass is going to be worth a billion words!
I just don’t get it guys! You guys keep bringing up the fact that I’m a scrub and a washup! Chad, you wanna know the true reason why I’m not in football today! I had an ACL injury so bad, the doctors alone thought that I could never walk again! I had to fight back the tears when I walked away from the sport that I loved so much! Have you EVER in you short life span on Earth ever had something taken away from you that you’ve worked for your entire life!? A career in the NFL, a Super Bowl ring, having my bust retired in Canton, Ohio, those opportunities were taken away in a INSTANT! That’s why I work so fucking hard to get the respect I want! That’s why I suffer bumps and bruises the way that I do! That’s why I do this damn webcam show! It’s not to inflate my ego any more than it has to be, it’s because I care and love the fans of the TGW and any fan of great wrestling!
But I gotta ask, how the hell did you manage to get into wrestling? What, Ringling Brothers thought you were to scary for the kids! Did you try to get a kid to drink “Jesus Juice” and get them into your van! You’re the worst type of person because you think your cheap ass tricks can make up for the fact that you’re a so-so wrestler! But I have your number, son! Come Tuesday Night, I’m going to be the ringmaster of our fight! I’m going to put you through the equivalent of being in the lions cage with one bad ass lion stalking you at every turn! I’m going to stuff you into a cramp environment and show you what it truly means to be shot out of a cannon!
This Tuesday Night, Chad, there will be NO surrender in me! I only hope that you leave your games at the door and that you get ready for the real ‘A’ Game!
And to the fallen “KING”, I know that we’re just going to go back and forth back and forth until one of us are really hurt! Maddox, I don’t like you and you don’t like me! But sooner or later, somebody is going to be the HNIC of TGW (if you don’t know what HNIC, Google it)! So, we either settle the beef now or we let it stew to something bigger! I got no problems with waiting! Just remember, it’s my goal to become the TGW World Champion and then the NWA World Champion! I don’t like it when road blocks are in my way! Because I don’t walk around road blocks, I RUN THEM OVER! THIS IS TGW, AND I RUN THIS CITY!!!
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Post by Andy on Jul 19, 2010 2:39:32 GMT -5
The Past
Listen, Listen, Listen, You can still hear their screams…you can still hear them yell stop it….you can still hear them gasp….you can hear them chant CHAD STOP IT! Can you hear it?! Can you hear it?!
No Chad no one can hear that but you…Chad you need to forget about all that…work on getting better…
Am I crazy? Am I really hearing things now? What is going on in my head…why am I hearing that night over and over again? Why doesn’t it stop…Why does she keep helping me…She is the only one willing to give me a fair shake to get back into the world. What is her motive…why can’t I get the screaming to stop…so many scared faces, so many angry yells, so many scared gasp…to many children crying…why can’t I stop this…why can’t I stop this…
Chad you are speaking out loud you need to keep those thoughts to yourself hun….
O my god….can’t believe I have been saying that all out loud…now she thinks I am really crazy…I’m not crazy, I’m not Crazy! I’M NOT FUCKING CRAZY OKAY!
The Present
You know…Fuck webcams….Jester Chad Allen looks at his camera man who gives him 5….4..3….2…finger point. Jester looks into the camera. Taps the lens a little bit…leans back in his chair, thinks a moment…then begins his rant.
Jester Chad Allen So that’s how you want to play it up huh Franchise. Just make fun of the fact that I call myself a clown. That all this is just a gimmick to you huh? Let me ask you this then why would anyone want to make up this up? Why subjugate myself to all the humiliation of being a clown in the ring? I mean I don’t wear the make up to the ring, but maybe I should. Maybe the white face will scare you all! Ooooo….and Management hired me after seeing my in ring abilities. They hired me knowing I am the best the only chance they have of brining talent back into TGW. Did you not see what happened to your rival AJ Adams on Tuesday? Did you not see how I was completely above and beyond his level of talent; the two of you together couldn’t keep up with me. Why did they put up against Adams first week? Why not throw me against our foreign friend. Have us debut against each other?
Fact is they hired me with the full facts of knowing I would come in and clean out the filth of this company. That I would take you talentless fucks and destroy your spirits. Knowing that getting beat by a man named Jester Chad Allen would humiliate even the likes of the A GAME! So go ahead say how crazy they are for hiring me. But anything is better than a CONSTANT disappointment to the company.
I think you could do great things with the postal company, I mean if it took that long for you to get my mail, and you received it on a Sunday all these things are very weird. I think you need to become your own postman. Just saying, you could get mail all day every day.
Now I know your upset with my photoshop skills. I never claimed to be the master of computers. Obviously you are with your crazy webcam weekly. I still have to have someone hold the camera for me. I know how lame right? I mean webcams are great things, hell there is another career for you! You could be a webcam girl…well guy…I’m sure someone would pay .32 cents to watch you take off your clothes. Show them that superman A thing you got tattooed on your ass.
So want to talk about losing everything? How I became a wrestler? It’s a pretty easy story to tell. I was a clown, a man who made the ladies and gentleman the boys and girls and children off all ages, laugh! Smile! Have a great time at the circus. I traveled around with all my friends, living the best life I could think of. Then…people like you…people who disrespect clowns…people who think we are stupid...think it’s okay to harass me. Say indescribable evils, and I snapped. I punched someone like you; I punched all those people who think its okay to hate me. I destroyed everyone in my path, security guards, and other patrons. I was finally tazered down, as I realize instead of brining smiles to people. I had brought fear, terror, and pain to all of those around me. They locked me up… I knew clowning wasn’t going to be a career I could go back to…I got a rep for being a fighter. That’s how I became a wrestler one day.
There you happy? We both had our first careers ended. Granted we had two very different careers; now I am going to help you continue to the next career. Now I have realized that you didn’t really enjoy my last career ideas, and I won’t make up anymore. Obviously no matter what Ideas I produce you will dislike them. So no real point anymore. Listen Franchise, I get what’s going on here. The sad thing is I knew exactly what you were going to say. That you are still going to beat me up, because I am the one with no talent. That those all timers are the ones that need to come back and compete. You have to respect your opponent because well you demand respect. Yet you don’t seem to respect the fact a woman is here to compete against you not, suck your dick. You believe any man from another country is a terrorist, yet you are probs still the same guy who calls yourself African American. You have a problem with anyone trying to even glance at that belt you so desire, but never will touch. You keep talking about being the constant, what are you the constant of now? And if this is your A game lately, well from what I seen everyone else has been on the N game here. Well their No Show game anyway. But doesn’t matter, those that have gone toe to toe with you still have given you matches that take you to the limit. If they are on the N Game, I can probably be on my Z- game and beat you.
If you really want to compete with me on my level, you have to step up and make it my rules. Bring out the chairs, kendo sticks, stop signs, and tables. I am a master of those hardcore matches. I understand though, no one wants to damage their face and get hurt to bad around here. I mean we wouldn’t want to strain that ACL would we Franchise? Tuesday isn’t a hardcore match though is it? Maybe you and I will meet each other in that hell in the cell at No Limits; you might be able to challenge me for my TGW Championship belt. Just saying, I will hold it in no time.
Now Let’s stop talking like that and be serious for a moment because that’s what you want. On Tuesday, You won’t be beat by a clown, or a jester or hell even a Chad Allen. You will be beat by your own self conscious, you will ask yourself why am I fighting this guy. Look at it him, I will beat him. You have underestimated me. Now I will come to that ring, no clown make-up, no ego. Just a man ready to fight you in till one of us beats the other. I know that you want my respect; I know you demand it of people. If you want it Russell, you will have to earn it. Lately I have seen a lack of commitment, a lack of effort. You have been sitting around waiting for Wade and Alli to hand you that TGW title shot. Fact is they know you haven’t earned it, you can hardly stand after a Tuesday night happens. You can’t even keep with how many people are out to get you. Now at Tuesday Franchise I am going to do you a favor. If somehow we survive this brawl, you win you win, you lose you lose. No if ands and buts about it. I don’t want this continue past this week. What would be the point? Let's just get in that ring, destroy each other and if we meet again we will meet again. You have too many other people to worry about, and I have my careers to end, titles to earn, and a life to live. I am after one thing and granted you might be after the same thing but there are different paths to reach that. I am not saying we will ever be done fighting each other, but I do know Tuesday I have everything to prove, and nothing lose. Prove to me your not just another washed up victim of the Talentless Glorified Wrestling era, and that you are apart of the new True Glory Wrestling era.
Seriously Russell Franchise, bring your “A” game to the ring on Tuesday, I will bring mine, and you and I will trade blows for the first time, perhaps the last.
Good luck Franchise.
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Post by Russell Francis on Jul 19, 2010 22:58:44 GMT -5
Pablo: You think this is going to do you justice man!Franchise: Look, I'm trying to help you out! Now, what did you graduate college with?Pablo: I had a degree in Broadcasting! I can make videos like a pro!Franchise: Well, think of this as a jump in the right direction! Now, is it ready! Pablo: Yeah, it's ready!Franchise and Pablo huddle over a computer in Franchise's crib! Pablo has been working day and night working on something that popped into Franchise's mind when Russell first say Chad's Photoshop skills! Franchise: Well, let's see what you got!Pablo presses play... Franchise: I gotta tell you....I like it! Question, does Chad have a Canadian accent in real life!Pablo: I can't really perform a great impersonation of a guy I haven't really heard speak that much!Franchise: Well, this isn't bad! Not quite as bad as what's going to happen to him! Pablo: Dude, don't you think this is going over the top, maybe just a little bit! This is just a little bit crazy!Franchise takes a seat across from Pablo. Franchise: I gotta be honest! Maybe I'm taking it over the top! I can't help it! Do you know how it feels when every week, you got a new guy telling you "You ain't shit!" I'm getting tired of it! I mean, I have all the respect in the word for Jester Chad Allen! I've seen him wrestle in some of the greatest matches ever done. But with all this pressure of the TGW Title and the NWA World Championship going along, I gotta find my center!
To be honest, every wrestler in this federation is top notch. But for me to be the top of the top, I need to deal with this on my own! Now, if The Jester wants to go Hardcore with this, I can go hardcore! Hell, the world knows that I've been hardcore when I need to be! If the Jester wants to see if I can survive going through tables and chairs and ladders, I invite it! I can't wait to match up with him at Animosity! I want to show him, Maddox, and anybody else who questions my wrestling skills of what I'm capable of!
This Tuesday, I'm laying everything down on the line! It's time for the A game to show up! Pablo: Well, if it's not important there is no need for the second video!Franchise: Show the second video!www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gh8PAuZoJA (CLICK IT) Franchise: You know what....let's show that video! Send it to TrueGlory.com
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