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Post by .::Beauty::. on Sept 23, 2010 0:24:35 GMT -5
[Singles Match] Adrian Tanner Jr Vs. El Fuerza Salvaje Jr
Limit: 2 Each Maximum First Deadline: Monday September 27th 11:59pm EST Final Deadline: Tuesday September 28th at 11:59pm EST
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Post by arizonaassassin on Sept 26, 2010 1:05:38 GMT -5
[The scene opens to a run down old wooden house in the middle of the desert. There's a fenced off area where some burros roam around, but other than that there isnt much to it. The camera pans closer to the front porch of the house, where we see a figure sitting in an almost broken wooden chair. He is wearing dirty blue jeans with holes in them, a multi-colored poncho in the colors of the Arizona flag and a large straw sombrero worn over a red mask with gold eye and mouth holes.]
[It is in no way Adrian Tanner wearing a mask.]
Figure: 'ello. (He says in a badly butchered mexican voice)
I AM *Dramatic pause* El Hombre De Tanner!
[Every single time he says this his arm shoots up in the air with every enunciation of the phrase.]
El Hombre De Tanner: And I have COME... *Dramatic Pause!* To KICK ASS!
[He says the last part as he jumps out of his seat, roaring to the world around him.]
El Hombre De Tanner: The people, they come to me, and they say "El Hombre! You have not been seen since Japan." And I tell them, I say yes, this is true. For El Hombre has not been needed since this time. I have stayed in my home, with my burros and I have waited for the right time to make the return. And then, a few days ago.. it CAME!
[He sits back down, as he continues the story.]
El Hombre De Tanner: My good friend Adrian Tanner, he called me up and he said "El Hombre! I need your help. I must take care of some business of the family type."
And he says "El Hombre! Would you take over my TGW match for me? It would only be one match, but it would be something."
El Hombre De Tanner: And I say "Adrian my friend! Of course I will do this for you!"
For I AM *DRAMATIC PAUSE!* El Hombre De Tanner! Hombre of course means friend, and I AM *DRAMATIC PAUSE~!!!!* ...A good friend.
El Homre De Tanner: SO! For ONE NIGHT ONLY, I, *DRAMATIC FREAKIN PAUSE~!!!!!* EL HOMBRE DE TANNER~! will take up the good fight for my American Assassin friend!
[El Hombre De Tanner grins. You think you know that smirk. But you're wrong. Because he totally isnt Adrian Tanner. No way. No how.]
El Hombre De Tanner: So, El Fuerza Salvaje Jr! I hope you have come prepared for this war we are about to embark on...
Because I AM **DRAMATIC PAUSE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** EL HOMBRE DE TANNER~!!!
And I have COME **DRAMATIC PAUSE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**
...To KICK ASS~!!!!
[Fade.]
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