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Post by Wade Mason on Mar 3, 2010 18:28:20 GMT -5
[Volitionary Title Tournament No DQ] Russell Franchise Vs. Oleander White
Limit: 2 Each Maximum Final Deadline: Monday March 8th at 11:59pm EST
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Post by Russell Francis on Mar 7, 2010 21:27:16 GMT -5
Franchise: I gotta do what?
Thomas Anderson: That's what the boss said!
Franchise: For real?
Anderson: That's is what Mr. Mason stated in the contract!
Franchise: (pause) Man, I'm not doing that shit!
Anderson: Russell, do you know how hard I had to fight for this whole legal situation to be resolved? It cost you your reputation, ringtime, and let's not even forget about endorsement deals. Be happy that they are not doing you as badly as they are doing Tiger Woods right now!
As Franchise looked at the problem ahead of him at his Lawyer/Agent's office overlooking downtown Charlotte, he couldn't help but wonder how something like this came about. How he could have been framed for violating the TGW Wellness Policy and lose the Volitionary Belt. He knew somebody had to be at fault. AJ Adams would get his day in judgment soon enough, but Franchise looked at his problem head on!
Russell unwrapped the plastic surrounding the container and rolled it around his hands slowly, glancing at his real name, Russell Francis, written on the side.
Franchise: I don't see why I have to piss in the cup! I already proved in court that I didn't take any drugs voluntarily!
Anderson: Per the orders of TGW Board of Directors, in order to fight this week, you have to take a drug test before and after your match for the next month. No way I can defeat that, Wade Mason made an ironclad contract!
Franchise: This is frustrating as hell. Tom, I've been waiting to get back into the ring for so long. I've had my reputation drugged through the mud without even having a chance to contest for my Volutionary Title! All I want to do is get back into the ring and do what I know I'm good for: Bringing the "A" game to anybody that would challenge me! And one thing I know for certain is that a cup full of urine isn't going to keep me from whooping ass anytime soon!
Anderson: Look, Russell! I'm in your boat. But this isn't your world. You got to play by Mason's rules. You piss in the cup, if you're good...
Franchise:... I am GOOD!
Anderson: ...you get your shot at Oleander White. Then, if you win, you get closer to winning your title back!
Franchise: You're damn right! You know, after being away for a while, you got all these punks claiming to be the best. They show no respect for the past! Take Oleander White, you got a skinny white girl claiming that she can be the best in the world! As much as I love white girls, love them to death actually, I gotta put this bitch back into her place. It's been too long since I've stepped in the ring, and if she has to be the first person I face, I gotta thank Wade for making this come true! You see, she has all the advantages, it's a No Disqualification match up. She can bring anything she wants into the ring to beat me! If she wants to borrow some golf clubs from her cousin Elin Woods, tell her to bring it! She will need to bring everything to the ring that gives her the most one-sided advantage ever! Because my "A" Game has already given me everything I needed to gain the win! I hope Snow White has her insurance paid up, because she's a Franchise Tag away from helping me start the campaign of wiping TGW clean of the impostors! It's great to say that the CONSTANT OF TGW is finally coming back! And I'm not going to stop until the Volutionary Title is back around my waist! So, Mr. Anderson, you call Miss White and you tell her to bring anything, Vancouver Olympic skis, Canadian mounties, anybody and anything to the ring, and then tell her that all I'm bringing is....THE "A" GAME!!!
Anderson: Well, then, the only way you can do that is by doing your business, Russell.
Franchise stands up with the cup in his hand!
Franchise: Well, looks like I got to let loose the goose then!
After an long awkward pause, Franchise looks at his agent.
Franchise: So, um....do I do it in front of you?
Anderson: There is a bathroom down the hall!
Franchise: Ok then. (Walks) I'll be back in 3 minutes!
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